kuhns Poker Blog

Can any1 just run fuckin better?

2012-01-26T22:50:00.001+01:00

kinda unreal how i run this month, only setups last days no fucking way winning flips and every solid ev session i dropp at least 2k... amazing! ev is obv complete bullshit bc it was 50% hu with amazing coolers as always...

WTF WTF WTF WTF???????

2012-01-22T22:55:00.001+01:00

I FUCKING SHOULD BETTER GIVE IT AN END! REALY! THE STUFF HAPPENS AGAIN IS JUST NOT TO PUT IN FUCKING WORDS! DROPPED NOW OVER 25K IN LESS THAN 3 DAYS!

BIGGEST FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAVE SEEN FOR A LONG TIME WAS TODAY! STARTED GRINDING WELL AND JUST RAN MASSIV UNDER EV. THEN SOME GUY I THOUGHT HES GOOD REGULAR JOINED MY 10/20 TABLE AND I FELT LIKE PLAYING HIM. STARTED WITH SOLID -14K TO GET IT BACK IN LESS THAN 200hands AND TOOK A BREAK WITH -3.5K! FINALY HE TOOK OF OVER 12k OF ME WITH A FUCKING WEIRD PLAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! FINALY I HAVE TO SAY HE RAN FUCKING GODLIKE BY CALLING CLOSE TO DRAWING DEAD IN SOME SPOTS WHERE HE BINKED GUTSHOTS AND STUFF AND FUCKING TILTED ME HARDER THAN SOMEONE EVER BEFORE! WHATEVER IM SURE ILL NEVER PLAY THIS MORON AGAIN; EVEN IF HE WOULD PAY ME FOR HOURS! FUCKING BULLSHIT!

JUST SOME SPOTS...

100% THE FUCKING MOST REDICOULST HAND FOR THIS YEAR SO FAR!!! FML

Toronto/Vancouver/Whistler

2012-01-21T06:17:00.001+01:00

after some days in Toronto we made it to Vancouver and later on to whistler which is a famous wintersports place in canada! wheater here is so amazing. its snowing most days which is not prty good for sking or stuff but stil ok. outside we had today -20°C which is also not the best for doing sports outside. whatever it was my first time on skies and i felt pretty good on it. first we started with a green hill where i did well and just felt down 1-2times. after that we switched to a blue one where i felt so unconfortable and it sucked that i needed over 1 hour to come down from the mountain (just needed 15minutes for the green one) lol! next days we going to chill a little, taking massages going to spa, doing some fitness or whatever but no sking again with -20° outside, thats for sure!

last days online where prety sick, had massive swings at all. i got most of my losses back i lost last 3days which were at all something around 10k at 3/6only which fucked me up a little bc my ev was after 15k hands -1k and this was included tilt. whatever, today got some nice 10/20 and 5/10 games running where i got it in some nice freerools on somethin like 378board with A249 with backdoor straight and flushdraw against AA94 where i scooped a 4k pot which felt good after the fucking days before.

definitly going to play some of the TCOOP events and going to relax at all. just played the o8 tcoop so far were i busted first hand i played lol. managed to bust in a 4way flop all in with QJ109ds on a AK9 flop where i also had the nfd, not the worst spot to get it in!

5k 8game

2012-01-16T05:26:00.001+01:00

weeeeeeeeeeeee just bubbled after over 18.5hrs the fucking 8game tourney 3 days ago. Just felt so gross, played imo rly good, in some spots a little bit to nitty but its not cashgame so im prty cool with my game. Structure and stuff where so nice to grind it. Mostly tried to break even the nlh and plo games and concentrade on the stud and other mixed games which worked good. ended day1 with 78k 15k starting and where something like 3-4 in chips with 6paid. only point i felt not that well was when we were 9left and with 8they put the final table together so we played over 1.5hrs 9handed and i had only big stacks at my table and good players so it was not so easy in the drawgames and i missed everything which made me fast shortstacked but i made the final and stay longtime alive and an other guy was 2 times all in in razz with random shit and he always got it running on 6and 7th street what fucks me up prty much bc it finaly costed me 16k which had been the min cash :(

after i busted this event i just started online obv a little tilted and snapdoned there 8k away which blows even harder now. beeing down online this month now like 15k which isnt that hard but dezember wasnt that well so i should get back on taking poker more serious like the last half year, lol

whatever, stil on holiday 2 more weeks now in toronto for few days then flying to vancouver and renting a car for a week to go sking on the mountains and visiting vancouver.

new updates coming :)

PCA 2012

2012-01-08T09:53:00.002+01:00

Arrived after a prty cool 30hrs trip without any hangover or stuff in Nassau last night! After short 12hrs stop in Toronto i had a cool flight with only pokerplayers on the plane to the bahamas! On the airport i lerned to know some top live and online pros like adz124 aka Matt Marafotti and some of his buddys. After little talk we shared a Taxi to the imo most amazing Hotel i have ever stayed in!

Wheater here is just awesome and today we had 25°C. So after a little swim today and some coktails at the pool i started to play some online games. After i donated yesterday night in 1 session over 8k in less than 3 hrs today i managed to stay even, lol wp me!

it felt so nice yesterday playing so juicy games, and bam loosing 8k... wtf? whatever no use to comment anything just got fucked so often by morons and after some sick beats obv tilted some way like always! Today grinded prety good and won like 3k first after seeing theres a total juicy 75/150 o8 game running with jokeless 4 complete fishies and just 1 reg. So i decided to sit with 3k and after around 10minutes i saw the result, busto! 2 set over sets and couple multiway coolers with second nut hi second nut low and exactly 0% of the pot, which is just standard when you run good!!!

well, i maybe should get a clue prety fast with what game maily i go on this year, just playing anything again because the low action everytime in just 1 game.

so fucking nice start again in this year, but i guess i will reduce the volume of grinding for few days and start relaxing a bit here!

so tomorrow some online and then some live games!

here the first impressions i got from the pca in 2012!

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New Year

2012-01-03T01:56:00.000+01:00

Happy new year to everyone.

A new year started and i have 0 motivation to grind and anything else, lol. The action online is just so bad latly that it sucks hard. After realy bad first 3weeks in dezember i took all my plo8/nlo8 losses back but finaly stuck over 15k in other games.

So for the new year i decided to stop grinding any game that is running and focus more and more on just a few games, even now after pokerstars changed the vip system, its better to play less tables and focus more on playing hands and fuck off the hi volume of hands. So atm im not rly sure which game i eleminate out of my range but i guess it will be fixed limit o8 which tilts hard. And i guess i stop grinding 12tables+ and mix razz and stud8. so finlay i think i just do 12-14 plo8/nlo8 tables and 1 or 2 tables of razz or stud8, depends which tables are better. i have no clue if the new vip system is better or worse for me, i guess i will update or post my mind after the first 100-200k hands of hi low which should show a good hr/rate of vpps.

I will not play so much this month, i guess taking 1 or 2 month off the grind in a year should be cool :)

so 2 more days and a great trip starts again.

->bahamas -> toronto -> vancouver -> toronto -> and maybe deuville

the shedule im looking forward to play at pca:

1.1k stud8/flo8
300 turbo plo8
5k 8 game
1.1k H O E

I guess it can only become as nice as last year!!!!(Or even better, im so excited to see how nice the SNE Cove is ;)

For staying SupernovaElite i have to grind every month of the next 9, 50k vpps which shouldnt be a problem i guess, but i also have to grind few hrs on bahamas, and in canada, so i´ll be around sometimes :)

Same as in the past i hope i find a few minutes to keep the blog updated with some news and pics of the travel :)

cheers kuhns89

lalalalalalala

2011-12-23T05:08:00.004+01:00

It was more funny without sne, finaly... lol. ATM i dont have a rly goal anymore this year and my play just turned from solid to sprewy... so hard last few days. Can´t motivate myself grind anymore serious lol

preflopshitallinamnets

Maybe it would be better to just stop and finish this year now before droppin more money,lol

Decided now definitly to go for the next trip which will sound:

PCA(bahamas)-Toronto(Canada)-RockyMountains(Canada,skying)-Toronto-Maybe EPT deuville

not sure about deuville, bc day 1a is my homeflight day from toronto so if i feel good i just drive there if not i start the 2012 grind :)

ATM i feel like going for sne again in 2012, but i heard pokerstars will change their VIP System so idk if i grind again or just play regluar 8-10tables and concentrate more on the game. i just got told that the new system will only pay ffps to players which are directly involved in the hand, so if you just fold you dont get any vpps which is not rly good for grinders! Good for fucking shortstacking imo, bc ur vipi is much higher regulary in shovaments. so if i need to play much more hands than this year to get sne again i prob dont do it again, even if it pays rly nice off.

maybe i blog 1more time this year, depends if something great or bad happens, otherwise i wish everyone merry xmas and a happy new year!

cheers

THIS I FOUND IN AN OTHER BLOG WHICH IS TO GREAT TO NOT POST ALSO HERE :D

http://supernova125.blogspot.com/2011/02/top-10-sexiest-poker-players-of-all.html

wtf is going on pokerstars?

2011-12-13T21:09:00.000+01:00

After hitting sne i played like 25k hands and lost like 1k per 1k hands, wtf?

im just running again like the last fucking bastard alive in just every game i play! most ridic is stud8 atm where i just getting coolerd in every hand iplay, havin hands to valuebet and everytime getting fucked on 7th street. its enough now i think.

hitting sne, and? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SOME AMAZING HANDS:

THE FUCKING MOST RETARDEST HAND IF SEEN!!!

I CHECK RAISE THE FLOP; THE TURN AND HE JUST CALLED 2 TIMES TO HIT THE FUCKING Q? REALY?

It´s done!

2011-12-08T17:30:00.000+01:00

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, finaly! After tons of hands last couple month and massive ups and downs i hit sne 3 weeks before the year finished :).

Im obv pretty happy about it, but took some fucking ridic sessions last days, can´t even win any hand at 5/10 here in prag and loosing every flip! But this can change fast.

ev is so bad, bc i got fucked often on the river and had to pay like 20bucks in 2k pots which makes the graph finaly complete bullshit, but ok.

staying 3 more days here, today nothing speciell just sleept all day, tomorrow some sightseeing and players party.

I dont planed rly much more for this year, just grind on if i feel like or maybe taking some time off and doing other stuff i dont know.

EPT Prag

2011-12-06T16:41:00.001+01:00

We arrived after over 8hrs with the car in Prag for playing the Ept. Crasy Snowstorm over Prag so its looking a little bit like in the mountains here, lol. Im finaly not playing the main, not got sold the stuff i wanted, but not so heavy hotel is nice, hanging out with some friends and playing online is also fun :)

im atm not sure about playing anything here, there are some nice game at an other casino in prag bc the wpt is also here atm, so maybe going there and playing some deepstack plo1k tourney but not sure about it yet.

after talking to the an ept manager they gave a me great ept8 bag :)

amazing stuff in: 1 hoddie, 2 t-shirts, headphones, scarf, ps patches and a great world travel adapter for using in every country. so made a good deal with talking one :)

hopefully the guy im sharing room with will bink here 1 time, he was close to finaltable ept barca but busted 30rd with kk>AQ for chiplead pot there :(, so 1 time pls...

I think i complete sne here in prag very soon, not sure atm wat will going on here, definitly go to biggest disco in europe a time and visit city, today watching championsleague, ept playersparty and so on... so maybe i grind my last few vpps here or asap when im home again, i update shortly new stuff...

some pics i took today:

rollacosting month finish

2011-11-27T15:36:00.000+01:00

Became even now after ridic month start few days ago and had some nice sessions latly, so all good again here :)

I just started to look last days more often how i did in the 10th anniversaire grinders leaderboard to see that i not got single $ of these promotion, lol... played over 8k hands yesterday in low and midstakes and made 4.5k vpps at midstakes which includes limit 10-20 and 1-2 - 3-6... just placed 84 yesterday in that orbit, so 83 guys out there that grind harder, lol

trying today to place top 50 in midstakes which would get nice 100$, wiiiiii

last 2days the action was not rly good so played like a machine mostly 20tables+ to see this shit coming...

funny to get those:

binking 1 outers is standard this month i feel like, lol...

1 more week, than off to ept prag, not sure atm about playing anything there, maybe the main when i get sold couple % otherwise just hanging around, seeing prag and parting a little :)

vpps are doing well this month, still 4 days left and 6k over the pace i wanted to be, so easy going with that...

THE FUCKING MOST RIDIC HAND THIS YEAR

2011-11-17T19:07:00.000+01:00

after all ive seen the 100% most retarded hand ive played this year so far...

i mean how the fuck is this even possible? its kinda obv that this guy is a complete moron, but even a moron normaly dont play poker that way...

its glad that i cant show the omahamanager hand, but its def. funny to take the time and read this one!

PokerStars Game #70671264339: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2011/11/17 4:54:01 CET [2011/11/16 22:54:01 ET]
Table 'Geraldina IX' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: 420ffsuit ($245.55 in chips)
Seat 2: fariek ($90.95 in chips)
Seat 3: kuhns89 ($345.50 in chips)
Seat 4: LuckyMadDame ($302.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Firebolt185 ($871.15 in chips)
LuckyMadDame: posts small blind $1
SilentPurple: is sitting out
SilentPurple leaves the table
Firebolt185: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kuhns89 [5c Ad Kc Qd]
420ffsuit: folds
fariek: folds
kuhns89: raises $3 to $5
LuckyMadDame: folds
Firebolt185: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Qc Qs Ah]
Firebolt185: bets $10
Mammola joins the table at seat #5
kuhns89: raises $16.70 to $26.70
Firebolt185: raises $37.30 to $64
kuhns89: calls $37.30
*** TURN *** [Qc Qs Ah] [6s]
Firebolt185: bets $137
kuhns89: raises $139.50 to $276.50 and is all-in
Firebolt185: calls $139.50
*** RIVER *** [Qc Qs Ah 6s] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Firebolt185: shows [Jd 2h 6h 6c] (HI: four of a kind, Sixes)
kuhns89: shows [5c Ad Kc Qd] (HI: a full house, Queens full of Aces)
Firebolt185 collected $690 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $692 | Rake $2
Board [Qc Qs Ah 6s 6d]
Seat 1: 420ffsuit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fariek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kuhns89 (button) showed [5c Ad Kc Qd] and lost with HI: a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 4: LuckyMadDame (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Firebolt185 (big blind) showed [Jd 2h 6h 6c] and won ($690) with HI: four of a kind, Sixes

i mean this is showing enough how i run latly, at least the last 100k hands where a totaly nightmare and epic run of sucks, beats and so on. it just feels overwelmin running every second day 2k below ev, and loose on the 3rd day bc i get coolers like flopping with a5xx a55 and the other guy has aces, fml

atm i guess only possitv is that i will reciew elite much earlier than i thought around 10th dez if all goes well, maybe few days later maybe going for ept prag 5-10th dezember...

10/20 fullring plo8, wtf?

2011-11-12T14:04:00.000+01:00

thats what i asked myself, last night we had a fullring table 10/20 plo8 running, its like the first time ive ever seen, lol...

i found some nice spots there but didnt end finaly rly good! won couple bb with sick nice ev, but finaly ok! just can´t scoop in nice 200bb spots with 85/15% and stuff...

just an example: ( i hope my fucking omahamanager will work soon again, then i can post replays again and not this way...)

some donk raises button with 2.8k stack and i flat the bb with 2.5k stack with a247rainbow...

flop comes amazing: 356 2 diamonds...

i check he pots, lol i flat...

turn J no flush came down. i check he post like 350, i repot and we get it in and he showes 2345 with no fd... lol! river obv bink 5...

whatever, the last days went lot better than the starting in this month, beeing back to just little loss this month...

yesterday i played like a machine again over 11hrs totaly, don´t know rly why, lol, bc i normaly dont grind that much daily it just fucks ur mind afterwards but whatever...

sitting on 885k vpps atm which is pretty nice and it should be done i guess middle dezember hopefully.

What can you do when you think people cheat?

2011-11-07T19:59:00.000+01:00

this is how i handled it (mail to pokerstars support):

hello support,

is there any possibility to check this guy out if he using any stuff that helps him to see my holecards or any other cheatstuff!!! i dont know how to find the right words, i think its rigged what hes doing! he playes so bad and doing stuff ive never seen before in my life and hes winning all the time! So after now like 50k hands ive seen of him i dont get it in my head, HOW?to give 2 examples:

the board is K1083 with 2 spades, we raised preflop and there are 6bb in the pot with 3 players, flop we all check!now i bet all in because they both had like 20bb! XYZ calls me with 18bb, the other guy folds, he shows J1099 ( i had AAQ2 with the nutflushdraw)

1) i mean he played so many hands of this game and this is not the first time i see him making a call that is a 100% NO GO, but he binks a Q on the river and wins (does he know what the river comes down)
2) the point is not that i lost a hand i was massiv favorite, the point is feel like, wtf is he doing? even if hes a fish, why he doesnt go all in on the flop where everyone checks? that would make even a little sense! can he see the rivercard first after turn is dealt? WHAT IS HE DOING?
3) its completly weird how the hand runs, so i feel there must be something wrong! and its just one of few i picked out!

BSP 2: hes shoving button 100bb 3handed and i sit with AK34 in an hi low no limit game.
1) why is he shoving? does he know i have a hand to call him and he beats me?
2) my tracker gives me informations about how often he is openshoving with 40bb+ and this is like 2%
3) how is it then possible that he shove 10times over 40bb into my bigblind (i have a hand to call him) in less than 200 hands? i know its possible that hes crasy or stuff but its looking realy weird what hes doing and that over so many hands, if i wouldnt feel there is something wrong i wouldnt write you this stuff, i play poker for more than 4 years and i´ve never seen something before!!!

I hope you can help me with this.kuhns89

I COULD LIST UP HUNDREDS OF HANDS I THINK ITS TOTALY WEIRD WHAT GOES ON HERE... HERE THE ANSWER OF SUPPORT:

Hello,

Thank you for sharing your concern about the security of hole card information.

Please first allow us to explain that the program installed on your computer cannot be hacked to show the actual hole cards of other players, or the cards yet to come. This information is not actually transmitted from our servers until the instant the information needs to be shown on screen, and is not even accessible by the client software before this time. It is simply not available to your PC.

Furthermore, PokerStars can confirm that no player is able to get information from the actual PokerStars server on what cards are coming, what other players' cards are, or is able to manipulate the deal. To this date, with all the sensing devices we have in place, we have never been given any indication or evidence that such an attempt has been made or that it is possible that any program to do so exists.

We are aware that there are some programs advertised on the internet that claim to make it possible to see other players' cards. We have investigated many of these programs, and have not found any that do what they claim to do. Some of them are actually malware, programs that compromise the security of whoever installs the software. But mostly they are simply scams; attempts to steal money from people who believe incorrectly that they will get a competitive edge. In truth, they do not compromise PokerStars security.

In addition we have dealt tens of billions of hands and have never had cause to suspect that our shuffle software has been hacked. Each card is randomly selected and has no connection to the next card.

Please note also, that PokerStars operates state-of-the-art defence systems to detect and protect our games from hackers.

For details, please see our site integrity web page:

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/room/features/security/

However, it is possible for *your* PC to have malicious software installed on it - either a virus or some other sort of malware. If you believe that this has happened, we can give you some advice on how to secure your PC however we encourage you to consult a local computer security expert to inspect your PC and to take appropriate steps.

Of course, if you have further information that you would like us to respond to in greater detail, or if you have any other questions, please feel free to write back any time.

Regards,

Jordan J
PokerStars Support Team

i dont know what i should think about this answer, bc it looks like they just copy pasted some random text they sent to everyone who writes something like i did... hmmm

HOW???

2011-11-02T07:59:00.000+01:00

can i just run fucking worse??? this is the only thing i rly asking myself... whatever i do, i loose! horrible last session where i played the biggest retard if seen for a long time. Finaly he took over 10full buyins at 2 4 by having -ev, unfucking real this monkey!

just never seen so many suckouts in a row against just 1 single player...

epic run last 7days...

i just fucking hope this downswing will run away rly soon or i fucking die!

Milestonehand, October results

2011-10-31T05:43:00.000+01:00

got lucky yesterday and got dealt into a milestonehand at 3/6 where i obv lost the hand and complete 600$ in the hand, lol managed to turn the nutflush with AJ77 but some guy riverd a house with AA34 on 3310J4 board, fml... finaly i got 2.45k for the milestone, if had won the hand i had won like 4,9k of the milestone and the pot, so nice bad beat...

w/e finaly took over 1.8k free from pokerstars which is always nice! Not nice is my run the last week where i lost over 10k in all games by running like the last bastard alive, just can´t win a fucking hand at 3/6 which seems to be biggest bitch in town, lol

finaly this month was another rollacosta where i started bad then had some great 10/20 sessions and finaly dropped it all again, thats life...

last week:

at least im grinding well in vpp´s which is a nice amount on top finaly and makes mostly the month nicer than the finish at the tables... definitly not the way it should be but not the worst!

sittin atm on 830K vpps which is prety comfortable! im now at around 3.5k every day which should be easy to grind for the next days and weeks!

just working on updating some hands of the last session where i saw some spots that are rly fucking unreal to describle where complete retards gets it in with like 2% equity on flop in 3way spot and scoop! hope i can update some soon...

10/20 action

2011-10-23T15:43:00.000+02:00

normaly dont play 10/20 when i grind 15+ tables but today where some pretty juicy tables running so i joined this game at 3 tables...

table draw was rly cool had possition on a random new guy which i never seen before (always good) and a loose aggro player oop which i played over 10k hands hu...

finaly took a great amount like 5 fullstacks in like 1k hands of the fish, which is like my best day playing 10/20 ever, lol... normaly just pay at every limit above 3/6, which is normaly not a part of skill or anything like that its just a part of running bad at hi limits everywhere, w/e

some nice hands which i mostly freerooled or flipped and scooped lucky :)

this was a pretty nice spot where button opened and i 3 bet pot in sb and bb and button both called... flop is like nuts- i c-bet pot and button calls, turn is 1 of those cards i dont rly wanna see but its nice for barling a second time with the blocker A, i also second barel here with nuts for max value so its not obv a bluff (good semibluffspot :)) i guess best bet is like 1/3 pot bc when he calls he has a potbet left for the river and i miss it complete and dont make a low and no lowcard comes i obv shove here my naked aces all in what he normaly never calls...

freerool hand... ran pretty standard he raises sb i defend, c-bet on flop and call! then the nicest turn in the world :D... he check raises me and i feel ok lets go :)... im not sure about this 51/49 bc i scoop with any spade and Q and he just quarters me with 3 7 and 8...

again standard run he opens sb i defend, he c-bets flop i call with my overpair bc he not always has it here and if i have 2 outs :D... turn is like weeeee and he again check raises me which is another weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this ran complete crasy, some guy opens and he 3bets 120 and i 4bet about 400 and he calls!!! then we got it in on this board which is also pretty comfortable...

hopefully game will run more often that good some more days/weeks/month. Running good is fun :)

weekly bullshit hi lo

2011-10-16T00:23:00.000+02:00

amazing again the weekly hi low, to make it short played like 3.5hrs to bubble it 2 or 3 before the money. Played all the time my absolutly A-Game, found nice spots to build up a stack but than lost couple of chips with hi blinds. finaly got short with bit more than 10bb left and picked up this spot...

mehhhh at this river, felt like every card is an out for seeing this trash... chips went in on turn and not pre or flop... i raised pre 2bb c betted flop 2bb and shoved the turn... not rly a must to pay with this hand but f tourney shortstack bullshit... feels like unreal to cash the stupid weekly plo8...

havin atm some time for blogin about few hands so here they are :)

nice running cards... he raised pre to 18 from button i just called in sb and we checked it to the river...

so im out of possition with the nuts and i know

1. he normaly have no full house bc of the flop/turn check, with a boat he wants to build a pot on flop or latly on turn with a bet
2. if he has a flush, best would be he has the nutflush he never folds when i bet. would he call my check raise on the river? normaly no, standard would be bet fold bc hes not a fish...
3. what is the best bet? imo def. overbetting but how much? imo the best bet is potx1,5 but some1 told me to bet it harder and i placed a bet like 2xpot and i got a call...

in this hand against random i got an imo nice flop: pre action was raise sb i 3bet in possition and got a click-it-back 4 bet which is snapcall against the fish!

flop is imo rly nice, so im rly surprised about that im not favorit in equity%... but obv it goes in on that flop after bet raise and stuff... finaly scooped this hand :)

new month...short update

2011-10-12T18:40:00.000+02:00

well im still grinding like a machine now over 2.5month every day at least 4k vpps and sit on bit less than 750k so all good in snetry.

latly there is alot of 5/10 action which i played. finaly its a rly swingy race if you run u ship alot of $ and if not your fast couple K´s down, which rly sucks if you dont get the action daily for win some back, w/e im little down for the last 12k hands...

realy amazing that there coming alot of tourists at the table which is rly good for the game, normaly the regulars not battling higher than 3/6 so hopefully it holds on for awhile :)

september finish

2011-09-30T20:22:00.000+02:00

finaly a rollercoster month which i think ended not rly good! played the last 25k hands even and the 25k hands before that i paid like 15k in stud games to f retarded idiots. w/e quit the 30/60 razz and stud8 games for parttime and feeling better since then. swings are becoming a regular up or down 2k which is more comfortable if you grind 30days a month and over 100hrs... biggest problem last 5days was the action around on pokerstars, just got like 12-15tables in the rushhours which is like 4hrs and the rest of the time i just can pick up like 8-10 tables which sucks, bc vpp´s are under 700 this time a hour. i worked out this month solid 160k vpp which is 40k more than i wanted to get so im few days over pace for finishing 31th december.

so 3 more month with avarge 100k vpp´s should be no problem. Hopefully the action comes back to grind 15+ tables only plo8, razz and stud8 at the same time sucks a little with so many tables!

Not going to EPT London this year, focusing on sne is even more importanted these days.

Wcoop update

2011-09-22T07:08:00.002+02:00

just another day i could just say fml. finaly played rly well and last couple hrs i 1 tabled for maybe running 1 decent in a fucking wcoop tourney but no, finished the 5th time for this year somethin between 15- and 60 place for pocketchange at least!

well i couldnt say im not interested in cashing in tourneys but it kinda sucks playing 8hrs tourneypoker all day long and cashing for 3x buy in and stuff, better than no cash but....hmmm lil frustrated at least again!

and i got bored off 1 tabling so i played couple stud8 hu matches and donated over 4k in like 1k hands to such a fucking nit, which i knew from fulltabling but i ran so unfuckingreal bad so donated-tilted-sprewed some nice amount away...

i just think about quiting, or self banning myself again for 10/20 and higher, just donked off this month more than 15k there so fucking tilted about just thinking off it!

whatever, some guy went crasy at the 320$ plo8 wcoop today, about an hand i missplayed in his opinion, so i try to sum it up and give some infos about my thinking in this hand:

i think we were 3 handed but im rly not fucking sure about the pre constalition so the main point is we had like 10bb in the pot:

im in position with deep stack and the guy who busted is sb and has 2257

board: 2 6 K

i had Ak45 and felt with it like nuts :)

so now im not rly sure about the exactly play but i think he donked, other guy called(shorty) and i also call!

turn is a 10, and sb with set potted, shorty calls(all in)!

i think pot was before turn was dealt 4k! sb had 12k i had 16k and blinds 100/200...

i think the spot is not the best for calling here with my hand but i think river QJ9 is good for outplay!!! he has 40bb left if there comes a scary river, so he can easy fold there if hes nitty or not herocalling(i wasnt sure about my or his image, but he obv could fold there if i bet on river) or any lowcard for chop or 3 for scoop!

i guess the main point is making the call with my hand on turn or not?

- imo there are couple resons for a call and couple for a fold, like i just have A4 and not A3 for nutlowdraw, what wtf is going on when he has A3xx like A3K or AK23 then im totaly fucked! But i think he is sb and you not often pick up those hand in sb or even 3 or 4 bet pre or whatever im realy not sure about the preaction!

- i guess i would make this call again in that spot, maybe not against a nitty player i know but obv against some random i never seen that can easy bet some KQJx or K10x or any 2pair in this spot and i have obv outs to hit and at least possition for outplay if the the river bricks.

finally i binked a lucky 3 in this spot on the river and he shoved his 8k stack into my nuts and busted, which made him realy angry! i also had been pissed of after this river and that cardrun!

whatever, im pretty tilted atm grinded over 12hrs again for seeing a decent 5k loss again this session :(! Not sure about playing on here in malta coming days just crushed my laptop on the top after i lost connection in a $500 pot and my hand got mucked where i had something like nuts...

so maybe enjoying couple days life here and living a life and not a fucking grind every day for hitting fucking elite asap!

Malta

2011-09-21T19:05:00.000+02:00

Staying now 3 days in malta and did not rly much without grinding, pool and yesterday parting a little and seeing malta downtown! First day we came here, some bwin manager invited us for a free stakehouse diner and free drinks which was rly nice! after couple hours i felt like dead into bed after 40hrs without sleep but couldnt rly sleep long so i started grinding after around 5hrs sleep with grinding and played like 10hrs and 12k hands, lol!

for today we just waked up and joined the beach but to windy for long stay today so we are back now in room and grinding the wcoop plo8, 2nd chance and stuff!

tomoroow day 2 of wpt which im just railing like a freak but buyed couple of % of a good friend which is still with avarage in so, glglgl to him!

here just a couple hotel, beach and stuff pics i took yesterday:

quimmmy

2011-09-14T22:12:00.001+02:00

this guy busted me out of the fucking 250 nlo8 knockout in 16th place! not that bad at all, at least 1.2k for fucking 9hrs play, FML!

total ridic hand which tilts complete:

i open blinds 1.5/3k utg2 AKJ2 single suit to 6.5k with 92k stack and quimmmy shoves A1083 he had like 140k stack if i remember right! imo total bullshit move got lucky obv like always when this f retard playes hi low tourneys! (board was QJ8 5 8, mbn) but i dont wanna start crying to hard here, anyways this sucks!

yesterday finished after 12hrs playing 15th in the badugi shit for also some pennies where the bust sucked harder than the payoff, lol

so wcoop is atm rly frustrating, playing well and getting paid off like a donk, but thats tourneypoker, fuck off...

decide to not play the 8game today, too tilted after this bs in the nlo8! for coming days def playing flo8, tripple draw, horse and nearly every stuff that is not NLH.

Leaving monday for wpt malta and maybe writing there some stuff or picking some nice pictures, we´ll see...

Wcoop

2011-09-05T18:51:00.000+02:00

Yesterday wcoop11 started with couple holdem stuff. I played like 6hrs the 215 game for busting 500b4 the $. Got my last chips on an 994board in with 103 (in bb after only limps with flushdraw) and got a call from 44, lol gg

i have atm no idea how many tourneys i will play, def. alot but maybe i don´t play all this holdem stuff, structure is rly cool but everyday those long 10-12hrs session will suck after awhile!

games around are horrible last days, nearly 0 action at the hi lo tables, mostly at the rushhour not more than 10 tables open down to 0,5/1 which is rly scary, where all the players gone? whatever, i took lastdays more razz tables in, which is the most boring game ever imo on the long term, bc its always the same, lol...

but rake is high in that stupid game, so maybe going on with the grind if can hit anything there! today 320plo which i maybe latereg and coming days first plo8 race!

If someone is interested in shares of games, swaps or anything to sell or buy just contact via skype! nic is: kuhns89

GL

greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat 2days

2011-08-30T05:44:00.000+02:00

its so fucking great, just days after i posted month is cool and stuff i had to drop nearly 22k in 2days, wtf?

obv played much to many hands a day which i definitly reduce coming days, it just sucks to play that much and see the result!

it takes rly long to get me tilt latly but if i see those ever 2 minutes for 250bb

standard cooler, but if i see the fucking guy playes it like the last moron alive, i puke! check call check call check raise, mbn

50/50? why not...

unbeliveble also running atm at the stud/razz tables, wish i could see my ev there...w/e time to change something!

august update

2011-08-26T19:50:00.000+02:00

not rly much to update this month. only that the games are good, running not to bad and grinding stil 4k vpp a day which is momantly mostly 5-6hrs a day and 20tables avarage. Stil kinda heavy grinding that much but feeling good atm so i def. go on and will see how it works out the next weeks and months!

half of the work is done, stil 500k in 4 month, tough!

some funny hands of this week:

obv, call preflop call with 100bb and A1023... if hes lucky he has a flip when i have somethin like AAJ9 no suits, so wp!

thats a funny spot, gettin 1k in with 98%! ... (just btw he limped it utg and not raised, lol!!!)

and the funniest hand this month!!! getting 100% bb in with this hand? why not!

rozvadov, gcoopIV

2011-08-18T02:40:00.000+02:00

after 2 weeks at home im now staying 5 days in rozvadov, Czech Republic. rly cool casino just joined today for a view and watching some soccer there. Planing to play next days soeme live tourneys but no cashgame there, to stupid play there 2/5 or 5/10 plo and see 10 hands an hour, bahhhhh

if someoone is interested in pieces of the gcoop main event which is NLH 1.6k and rly deep structur im selling some % of it till friday and play day 1b...

games only are kinda funny this month running rly good parttimes and staying constantly little bit over ev which is rly nice! and its rly cool to see, that the 5/10 tables starting again parttime like last weekend where 4 6tables full where going... whatever i hope the action will rise up a little next time maybe i can reach 1k vpp an hour to get sne faster and safe... its still definitly possible sit on 464k vpp and still 4k points avarage a day til dezember, should be possible if theres any action...

update soon about the tourneys here and maybe i got some pics of the room which is rly nice and btw definitly a place for a pokertravel...

grindaments

2011-08-07T16:57:00.000+02:00

beeing back at home after 1 week holiday in hamburg and at the northsee. i played like 50k hands since ending of the wsop and im at the moment somethin like 12k down since then. finaly im ok with my game, sometimes to fast tilt but thats nothing new...
it just sucks that my fucking omahamanager not imports any more my hands i played so no graph with ev or somethin for the last 2 month, maybe i need a new computer or some1 that can help me with this shit! whatever, who needs fucking ev when i pot pot pot and the guys call down with a naked fd and i bring my last bucks in on the river when im drawing dead and my ev is -1k and 100%beat when i brought in 890 bucks on the turn and finaly 110 more on the river when im beat and before ahead, so fuck off!

1 thing i changed since im back the tables is my selfban. im again back at the 30/60stud8 and flo8 with great success, nearly 5k down totaly, but most it in stud8, where i run amazing good and obv tilt hard after missing just anything and every fucking moron means to fuck tilt me harder every day.

whatever sitting on 425k vpp and sne is still possible but it will be rly hard and i planned 2 more weeks for life events this year so 17 more weeks to play totaly for 575k vpp which is 34k a week and 4,8k a day, tough!

and the momently actions tilts so hard, just 700 vpp avarage an hour i can make with 15-20tabling everything from 0,5/1 up to 30/60, frustrating! i just want the us guys back where i make easy 1k vpp an hour which would be rly easy for making sne this year!

i update soon a wcoop plan with tourneys im selling action for! if some is interested for a shedule via mail/skype/facebook or anything just contact me!

trip summery

2011-07-24T03:12:00.001+02:00

Im back in germany again after rly nice and long trip (the longest so far in my life )… had a rly nice time in vegas and met also some o8 regs I play with every day at the online tables so nice to see which faces are behind the avatars online :)
Finally im fine with my vegas tourney game, played ok finally I think a bit to nitty in some spots but others told me the normal way to play life tourneypoker, no use to make bluffs with and stuff, just solid grind… whatever it was fun and i´ll be back 2012 for sure…

Toronto sucked a bit, the wheater was rly fucking hot latly and I also got fucked hard at the tables so not the nicest way… at all the city and guys I met there are rly cool and def. going back there not sure when maybe for some wintersport next year or something like that…

Coming down now for couple days and then leaving home again for 1 week northsee! Staying with few friends for relaxing, beach and partying so not the worst workout :)

Thought a lot about my game and the way to go on in the future now… not rly easy at all… def. start at October to study in trier, maybe I find rly interest in studying and play on parttime or something like that, like I did the last 3 years, or I start hardcoregrinding for the last 5 month of this year and make SNE which is stil possible, sitting on 370k VPP atm so 120k VPP every month so 4K points daily which means at the momently action at the tables grinding 5-6hrs everyday, which is not rly fun :(… the obv good point would be 20kcash on top and 5fpp per 1vpp in 2011 which would be 130k if I reach SNE again 2012… that sounds amazing :)… so tough spot atm for me what to do… I guess grind a month or two like a machine is not so heavy(did it dezember10 once and made 96k vpp and had to work 160hrs on top that month…lol) but 5 month grinding so much? Hmmmmmm
And there are some other spots like wcoop and ept London I def. wanna play and also I gues I should plan some other days off poker so 4k vpp aren´t enough to reach it…
Atm im something like 50/50 if I do it or not, def. think about it in the next couple days and see how good the action will be at the coming month and then I will just see what happens....

some of the nice stuff in torontoto...

torontopokersucks

2011-07-17T05:02:00.001+02:00

started playing online after 3 weeks again and the same shit than always is going on... not enough loosing 20k the month before vegas, now getting good spots and playing rly ok but running like the last fuck...

so far, 30k hands played 8k under ev with +7k ev, wtf? some guys seems to be unbeatable like easypots, chknpotpie ... whatever, grinding tomorow some hrs and then i guess i will quit again for a week or maybe til im back in germany...

Last day Las Vegas

2011-07-10T18:57:00.000+02:00

quitting my first wsoptrip today and travel for 12 days to silentpurple in toronto... finaly im fine with the result i got... cashed in 2/4 wsop tourneys and finished cashgame sessions with a little loss of 500$ in 8 sessions, so not realy what i was hoping for in cg, but the fucking Big0 costs me lot of nervs and $, so for next year i think i just play straight Plo8 cashgame, whatever...

so far the trip is something like breakeven, beeing up with poker total something around 6K but the living and stuff here is rly not cheap so i spend over 2k in hotels, 1.5k in flight(s) and the rest in Taxis(alot!!!), shows, party a.s.o...

so my last session in the rio i had so sick hands, and i have now 30 minutes to write some stuff bc i have to leave the hotel to the airport then :D i type some words...7

5/5plo8: utg opens 20, 6callers i have AJ29 on the button, call 7 players 140$pot...

flop: JJ8... utg bet 80- all folds i call..

turn 6, he checks i bet 135- snapcall...

river 3...(perfect!!!) he checks i bettet pot and were all in for 400... he again snapcalled, snapmucked... +600 that hand :)

1/2 Big0: straddle button 10, i open 35 utg AKK25ds 3 callers

flop 334 all checks

turn 4 i check, button 85, all folds i have K hi fd also, call...

river Q i got the K hi flush, check he bets pot... i tanked 3 minutes- folded

he showed me for 5$ 458KK no flush, :( nice river barrel i told him, he said" you wouldn´t bet a full house there again"... said for sure i would bro... all the others smiled, but the guy didn´t... GOOD TELL MR, he left 5 hands after that :D

final day 5k plo8

2011-07-08T05:34:00.001+02:00

started with 25 players left and 4/8 blinds, so 140k i had and 17bb to go... not founded a spot in the 3first orbits and was down to 14bb after like 25minutes where i got dealt utg+2 AJ27ds but decided not to pot that so i just limped and this kessler guy raised to 3.5bb...so hes def playing me in position what i rly did´nt like in that spot whatever 10.5bb left i made the call and the board came colder than cold with 339 which is more worse than 10109, lol - i check folded that and where in a rly fucked up mode right there, all players just raising there hands no way limping in spot and steal some stuff, so i sat there more 2 orbits 1 time potraised all folded and 1 time got a walk and had around 80k so 10bb where all players folded i looked into AJ63 with 3 clubs and i potraised 24k(im commited) and just hoped the stupid donkey in the bb folds his hand, just saw a strange hand by him few minutes before where he had no stack to play that with - i think it was somethin like 18-20bb...

in that spot he repoted me all in, i felt not so well with my hand, but after seeing his hand i was rly surprised, he rly plays a tourney for over 20hours to give his chips in with AK1010??????(60% of his stack, rly????=)wtf is that? seriously i asked him before the flop came, and he looked to me like im from an other planet, like he wanted to ask me" do you fold that hand"? haha, such a ridic repot whatever- flop came rly nice not the best but KQ10 isn´t that bad, but set for him, but who cares i though by myself he has the K also so he take 1 out of his hand... for sure the dealer binked the Q on the turn to bust me in 20th for 12.6k...

im finaly for sure rly happy about my 2nd cash in the 4 wsop event i played, and i had also luck in a spot so otherwise i would have been busted in 30th place...just ugly to loose it that way, whatever...

3 more days in vegas, definitly taking some days off now, not sure if i go back to rio again, today going to watch the bluemangroup with friends, tomorrow definitly some sport, maybe tennis swimming fitness or whatever just coming down from a 15day lifegamegrind...

decent name for a restaurant in the rio^^

5k plo8 day 1 and 2

2011-07-07T13:56:00.001+02:00

im still in the 5k plo8, starting tomorrow with final day and 25/350 left... i have atm 140k and blinds are 4/8k tomorrow, so anything is stil possible...

just few hands i blog here for showing how the guys are playing...

button raise 3bb bigblinds calls... flop xyz bb check, button fold... :D unbeliveble, we asked him why? and he said, i don´t like that flop... haha not to belive...

then a guy has 40bb raising the button to 2.5 bb and sb raises to 8bb... both have like 40bb... button snaps... flop is 953 with 2 diamonds and sb potted and button reraises pot, all in and stuff... sb showes AJ54 no suites???(nice reraise there btw) and button showes KQQ3 with the K hi diamond draw?????????? finaly choped it...

well not more to talk about, just seen so many strange hands, just amazing which people playing this game...

2levels before we reached itm phil laak moved to our table, and he was rly deep with something like 150bb or stuff...(i don´t realy get it, why he was reading an o8 book and playing at the same time, maybe he wanted to show us hes a fish in this game... i don´t know)

he played his stack in 1 hand against me where i raised the hi jack pot,(never did that in 18hrs before!!!raising pot obv) AAK3 with 80k stack or somethin and 5players left before itm...(so i was 100% itm when i fold the rest of my hands...what i finaly did, lol) whatever flop in this hand came 10109 with the nfdraw me also and he donked pot in it which was 28k...i tanked for somethin like 2 minutes and asked him wtf he is doing? he not looked up to me and i openfolded it, im 101% sure i was ahead there, maybe huge ahead maybe against somethin like an openender or somethin... he showed me a 9 and smiled, i said- lol i know, any4 you call and pot there if there not comes a lowdraw or somethin, id do the same with ur deepstack on the bubble... fml

we played like 15minutes on the bubble with 3 times all ins before we reached itm... i snap dubbled my stack by potting utg 48k stack with 3/6blinds AK22 and the button snap repots it... lol i called and saw AA87... flop was K103 with also the nfd for him, and the guy next to me said oh i folded 22xx, i just thought haha nice GG guys, before the turn binked a naked K and it finaly held up :) so my first suckout at this tournament... a rly important once...

doubbled after this1 my 75k stack against phil laak 3 hands before dayending... he raised in mid possition AQ24 and i potted the button with KK85ds thought its a good spot with 11bb for getting my $ in, i scooped :)

whatever, i hope i run like 2day tomorrow and can go on for some more hours in this tourney, now off to bed, 10hrs to restart

day2, plo8 1.5k

2011-07-02T12:34:00.002+02:00

finaly busted in 33 for somethin around 7k... finaly its a cool cash, but when i see which guys are stil staying in and reached the final table i just feel sick about but ok thats poker, lol

started the day with 25.9k which where at 1,2/2,4k blinds not much, but for plo8 with no antes and stuff rly good to grind my stack and stuff... not got a single showdown in day 2 over 2 hrs and grinded up my stack for like 35k where i had my first showdown i was huge dominated...

i limped with 1/2k blinds utg and 34k stack Aj24 no suites and got 4way 8k pot and an amazing 345flop... sb and bb checked an i made it 4,5k and the sb potted with 45k stack and i was rly sure he has the same hand or im freerooling for full or some stuff... and i was rly surprised after he showed me Aj26... but i could open the luckbox there and quarted him after 4 on turn and A on the river, lol

with 45k stack we went into 1,5/3k and also in the money... after that the game switched a bit from tight nitty into loose 2 and 3 betting all the time, so no more way for my limp grinding game i did the 2 levels before :)

whatever, i definitly had the best live table i could imagine... 1 guy just played the moderator at the table and just every player where talking to the other and we just had so much fun and funny stories to talk about, rly great live poker imo...
btw i felt rly cool about the table draw and fun, because we couldnt use our sellphones after reaching itm, which is imo the biggest fucking trash! but obv you can use ya iphone chating, facebooking, twitter and stuff but no sellphones??? that makes much sense wsop chiefs!!!

just 1 story:

erik seidle came to the table and berry shulman said hi erik and an other1 said nice year so far erik and an other just took off his sellphones and said: hey man, i know you from tv, your a famous guy! Oh yeah, you are PHIL Hellmuth right?

that was just to much, all the players at our table fall in laughing, so it was great entertainment all the hours today...

finaly i got rly unlucky when there were 36players left, got my last 45k in at 2/4k blinds after a button raise i found AKJ2 ds in the bb and obv 3 bets pot and he pushed me all in and he showed AJ34 ds, flop was 368 with 2 spades, nfd also for me turn a K now also fd for him river gave him with the Q the flush we choped that pot :(... then utg raised his last 25k commited with a pot raise all in with 3/6k blinds i found on the button AQ102 single suit and he scooped that hand and i was down to somethin like 5bb left...

after this hand i found in sb A1034 and utg opend with 13k raise all folded to the button which was a guy i played over 5hrs with and he was rly tight... and he potted... i just felt so fked in this spot with just 4.5bb left...normaly i never fold that hand so short, but i did... utg folded and the button told me after my bust he had AA29...whatever after talking long with friends about that hand, i think i should have took that spot to get my stack of 25k in... whatever i took an other spot blinded down to 16k and shiped the button all in with AJ83 ds and the bb found at 3/6kblinds AK73, gg

finaly i feel obv cool about my first wsop cash and a nice 7k for register in the 5k plo8 ;) and some poketchange on the top, so could be worse... just sick that after my bustout i had to more friends in the tourney 1guy rly deep(he played his first time plo8 life, and not often online^^) and an other guy with avarge stack and no1 reached the final table :(, whatever gg!

1.5k plo8

2011-07-01T10:44:00.000+02:00

im still in after 10hrs and 10 long levels of play im going with 25,9k in day2...

we started with 1.5k chips and 2 more chances to take a rebuy... i played 2hrs with that 1.5k and had it 3 times in where i freerooled everytime but couldnt scoop it a single time so after 2levels i took my full stack and blinded down to 1.5k and 100/200 blinds... i got no spot to get my chips in good, so i 3bet allin my last 6bb and got 2 callers and scooped, not rememberin that hand...

after that i started rly well in this level... first made a check/raise all in on K107 5 board with AK73 he the guy paid on the turn with A1083 and the nfd... river blanked out and i had 12k at 100/200 which was over average there...

not 5 minutes l8r i got a huge spot... utg opend 500 and the button called i also called with A10102 in the BB... flop came 1098 with 2 diamonds... utg checked and button had like 15k and potted it... i obv called the 1.9k and we saw hu the turn with was a 5 and the 3rd diamond... not rly a good card i thought... but how to come out of this hand in a grapshottourney? i guess theres no way folding this hand... i check raised the guy all in after he also potted the turn and i had to pay after his 6k potbet 4k more, which is imo standard...

he showed me A954 with the nutflush and also two fullhouse blockers...

whatever i made quads with the river and scooped the huge 25k pot :)

after that i had also some good hands but no huge pots...so i finished withit after level 10 like the stack i had after level 6 or 7...

my tabledraw for the last 3 level were btw the sickest i´ve ever seen...

3 big online and lifepros... like Postflopaction, yuvee and an other i guy i don´t know the name, 3 unreal Rocks and 2 tight nits, lol so not the best for grinding a stack...

whatever i hope for my first wsop tomorrow, just 40left to the money

crasy fucking stuff

2011-06-29T10:34:00.000+02:00

mehhhh also busted this event.. started unreal good, made in first 2hrs from 7,5k starting 11k to go back after another 2hrs to 8,5k and ended for dinnerbreak with exactly startingstack after 6hrs... then had unreal stupid setups in the next 2 hands first raise cutoff with 2347 and got a 3bet and made it a 4bet he obv 5betted it and stands PAD there for sure... i changed 3 times and got on the 3rd and last draw the 6 and raised his bet and he reraised me again, wtf?????

for sure he had the wheel, instandly on this hand, how fucking unreal is that???

and than next hand with 3k left at 150/300 raised button with 2345 and the same guy again 3bets me... i just called there and got after 1st draw and 8... so rly good hand

he changed 1 card and bet/called me... after 2nd draw he check/called me to change 1more on 3rd draw... then he check raised me and i felt like fked so heavy there again, called mucked after seeing his 23567

played after that over an hour with like 1-2k which was at 200/400 rly stupid to play... started with with 2,4k in 300/600 and level 7... got dealt in the BB 2347 which is def. a hand to broke with fucking 4 big bets left... utg+2 opens a 2bet and jimmy fricky 3bets the button, which i fucking not wanted so see, bc fricky or whatever his name is(2nd aussimillions2008 or something), lol was playing unreal nitty...

whatever, utg+2 called and they both changed 2 cards, i got after 1st draw the 8... and i just felt like OMG, why the fucking 8 on the 1st draw? im in first possition to show how many changecards i want for 2nd draw and both can see i not want any more... which is a stupid information for looking in 2 more draws...

whatever i had to make a descision there and changed no more cards... they both took 1 more on 2nd draw and i obv betted it again and both called... i had like 400chips left...

both changed 1 card and i betted it all in, to got knocked by jimmy showing me 76523, wp mehhhhh

but the fucking tilting thing came after that... just left the rio to drive to friends staying outside of las vegas in a house. Took a taxi and told the driver the adresse and stuff and he said ok i know where this is... HAHAH OBV THIS GUY HAD NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO DRIVE THERE... argkalksdjlfksdalöfkasdlöfkfd

after over 30 minutes driving around i called a guy staying in the house to explain him the way, and he said to me ok we are right here, it must be somewhere here...

after more 20 minutes he decided to drive to an oil station and after that to drive to a subway to ask there for the right way... it not helped us in that fucking situation... he just asked me how to go on now... and i said call fucking some1 that explains you the way, i pay you drive not so difficult or? no he wasnt able to find some1 who could rly helps him and we had a problem, lol

i said man i dont pay you for driving around and not finding the people i want to stay at, and he meant ok can i drive you to your hotel back what he than did...

we had something like 120.1$ on the taxometer and over 84minutes drive through las vegas... well he wanted me to pay the full amount and i said, man i pay you 40$ exactly the amount i had to pay if you instandly found the way... he said no no no, i can give you a discount of 40 bucks, so 80$ for you... i said no way my friend, lol

then he meant something like ok i call the police for finding a deal or something else... i said ok, just wait more 30$ here for them and dont get paid for this time...lol... after some more words we found a 50$ deal, which was also ok for me, just tilted so much after this trip!

tomorrow i think day off poker and 30.7 1.5k wsop plo8

first wsop event

2011-06-28T10:49:00.000+02:00

Started rly great in the 2.5k stud8/o8, went up from 7,5k starting to 10k in the first 2hrs to fucking lost 8k of that stack in the next 2hrs by running to hot and sucked out on every hand i played... like in stud8 i started with AAA and he had XX7 and got a Q on 4th bet called me to get another Q on 5th and capped me with that... i not completed a low or a full house and he showed me QQ777 by hitting his 3rd 7 on obv 7th for the boat...

or against a random fish i started with AA4 he had (JJ)Q and just paid all my bets to 7th with just 1 pair down i mad on 4th aces up and he picked up a 3rd J or scooping also that...

just to funny that he also had to tell me that hes playing the game the 2nd time in his life... cooool

so after that i grinded a stack of 5.5k back and at blinds 400/800 we capped pre 1.6k 3way i had Ac 3c 4c so a good hand, got on 4th a 5 and on 5th a 6 for a sweet freeroll for a 16k pot against 77KK2 and AK583 im just sick about that i not got 1 chip back bc the moron with the AK583 got a 6 on 6th and a 2 on 7th so fucking ridic better low and i busted level 7 after around 8 hours... mehhhh

whatever im ok with my play... tomorrow 2.5k tripple draw if i get sold 50% or 250plo8 at binions...

3 session

2011-06-27T00:01:00.000+02:00

busted my $ i had with me yesterday, around 1.8k first lost 800$ at 1/2 loosing unlucky few hands and after that busted a 1k at 5/10 with 25 stradle...

at 1/2 got my money on a pre 3 bet on a K85 board with AK823 all in he obv scooped after turn 5 river J with AA347, mehhhh then got quarted for 1k pot with AK347 on a 25Q flop rainbow he had AAJ46 and obv made a 3 on the turn...

then doubbled my $ at 5/10 at the 2nd hand i played with Q6432ds on a Q65 flop he moved all in with AKK78 turn was A river 10, thats fun...

after this hand lost a 3.5k pot with handconverter saying i have 66% equity i felt rly good in that spot...

i raised the button and sb and bb called 40...

flop came down AA4 and i had A9652ds... the sb checked and the bb donked 80bucks with 400$stack in... i just called and sb potted it with 1.5k stack... the sb obv called i repotted it and we had a huge pot...

the sb showed me obv A4377 i feel rly good with my hand in that spot... any lowcard is good to chop it and 569 to scoop making me huge fav to look at 2 more cards...

i just puked after turn K river 10 and lost it...

after that hand i had like 500$ left and lost 450 in the next hand i played...

got dealt AAJJ2ds and floped hu against a donkey chinesegirl J85 with the nfd... lol moster spot to win some $ back... i felt like^^

i c bet she called, (like every hand she hand, she just reloaded around 3k to that point and always 500 to donk them instandly away with any 5)

turn was a K she checked i made it pot and had 50$ left, lol she called... river was a 10 no flush came down she again checked i also checked it there and she showed me Q9223 with the 9 hi flushdraw i was dominating...

so any A for her to scoop or 3 10´s to scoop, GG

after that i felt so pissed off and moved home... the sick thing is not that i lost the money, just that there was no way winning it back bc i had just € with me and no1 wanted to change it... lol whatever no clue about today, just leaving the cosmo and checking in at the wynn for 9 days...

tomorrow playing the 2.5k stud8/flo8 not sure about today...

first tourney, second session

2011-06-26T00:24:00.001+02:00

played the 350 deep stack Big O big card plo8 at ceasers yesterday, was rly fun started with 25k stack and blinds 100 and 20 min levels... doubled the first hands i played, the 2nd at all with AA225 ds on an Q76 4 board i got it all in and he just had KQ8910, lol... after that i had a good table controll and moved up 70k before the first break... totaly 160 registerd for so 14k for first which was looking good... last hand before the second break i lost like most of my stack bluffing a terrible nit which made a sick hero call on the river i was playing pot pot pot on an A109 5 Q board with runner runner diamonds so 3 of em on the board... i had just AAK87 with the blocker A he called with AQJ89... after that is was card dead and lost my last chips where we saw 3handed a flop AJ7 i had AJ776 and i check/raised the sb all in for 50k at 600/1200blinds and he obv had JJ234 lol...

whatever, cg yesterday was rly fun, took like 1.1k home and met some cool online plo8 regs like dorsal fin, bean1978, bigflopper, sailfisherman, magicmike and and and so rly good table talk and much fun at all...

played over 12hrs yesterday which was imo a sick session... finaly 2 hands to talk about...

i raised 25 utg on a button struuudle(thats a strandle but the dealers call it struuuuuudle i like it :D) with AAJJ3 and got 5 callers... flop came down J102 rainbow i checked and other guy checked and some1 bets 75... i raised it to 265 the 1 guy next to me ships it in for 50$more and the guy who bets 75 folds...

he showed mit J10885, no joke precalling J10885(which is rly standard at that game :D)... turn 10 river 10! lol 2nd time i got fucked by quads with nut full...

and the other 1 is the last hand against bean where i limped utg A3569 ds and he made it pot from the button and sb and me paid... flop came wonderful 249 down... we checked to the raised and he made it 50 we both called... turn was a 10 with now also the fd we again both checked it and bean made it 125 sb folds i called... river was a 3 no fd came down, i have nut nut... i checked it again he bets 125 again i obv pot it and we had a 1,5k pot that i quarted against A5QJK...

not playing the 2.5k razz today, not got enough sold out but still being registerd for the 2.5k stud8/flo8, 5k plo8 and 1.5k plo8 so game i realy like :)

going now grinding some hrs again at the rio and maybe partying this evening :)

first session

2011-06-23T10:49:00.000+02:00

well a rly funny day is ending soon... im totaly tired so just writing some lines. we started today with brunching in the M resort were i obv had to pay our bill after loosing the creditcardroulette, lol... after that we drove with our rent car to the vegas outlet and started shopping couple hrs... i spent finaly over 700$ to new cellphones, clothes, shoes and and and, its rly cool with fucking 40° outside which is the only thing atm which fucks up a little...

after that we started playing in the rio a 1 2$ deepstack with 500 in a big O game, which rly sick 5card plo8 with a 5 buck complete if you want to just call and a 10$ stradle on the button like everytime :) so its not rly 1 2 at least^^

whatever i ran like horrible bad had to give up sometimes rly amazing hands and just lost it so sick, nearly as rigged as online, lol...

just lost a 500$ pot where we had like 120$ in til the river comes up... board was 99J2A i had AAQ103 he obv had JJ99x and scoops it lol...

after that just anonther fukcing beat where i got dealt KK10Q2 in sb and we limped a 35$ pot with 7 guys, up cam KJ6 no suited which is fucking nice :) i c r to 75 and we saw hu the turn which was a 5 with now also 2 spades, i obv made it pot there again and he called with 250$ left i had more... turn was a 3 and obbbbbv the 3rd spade which made me sick and check folding and got for 10$ to see his hand... A10662lol with spades... mbn!

whatever off to bed now 2morow playing the 350deepstack plo8 at venetin hopefully ship that i need $ :)

Vegas calling

2011-06-22T18:07:00.000+02:00

After around 18 hrs travell im now in vegas. Flight and stuff was rly sick, fucking to many people on the plane from ny to vegas which made me rly sick, whatever being happy now and starting playing cg in couple hrs (so excited) :)

looking for maybe the 2/5 or 5/10 5card plo8 in the rio or otherwhere...

hotel is rly amazing, staying first 5 days at the cosmopolitan, which opened at half year ago and is total new and the suits are just to sick! i post some pics when we got sun in our room :)

just moved to vegas yesterday evening, drinking some beers and looking around how many casinos there are, ridic! just so many colours everywhere, not normaly, but its vegas...

pic i took so far...

Session Review

2011-06-16T18:07:00.001+02:00

Just comentin in this part 2 hands of the last session:

after seeing the last 25k hands im not surprised about this hand:

imo its just standard shove from imo there, but i felt like WooooW about the call there (bc what can he beat calling A344 pre??? imo 1 of the worst hands you can take to gamble pre, and obv for 100bb i´d take an other hand, even if he thinks i have AAxx with no lowcards its a coin... and i wouldnt be happy flipping coins with A344 and i have no idea i have a coin, lol) and was rly happy about the flop and obv also about the turn, after it he has 2 outs to scoop... hahaha at the result, but ok happens...

and this...

raise in late possition 12 from German"muppet"braine and a huge 4x raise from the button... i felt like calling there with sutied A2xx and can look a flop (obv if its bad i bad i fold the fold or just a bad draw like 67J or somethin its an easy fold, i felt like i get his stack if i hit the flop hard like fd with lowcards or anything lik 2J10... and i can check raise the o raiser(i know hes betting any flop conti so imo a good spot for the pre call)

and this is 1 of the flops i def. get my $ in even if i give him AAxx with not the A2 im in a good spot to get my $ in there...

lucky river, and weeeeeeeeeeeee yes i can also give suckouts!

whatever just going on grinding til vegas and maybe thinking about grinding some more hands after the trip, just made 3.1k vpp a day this month which is little under sne pace but if the games are good i def. think about it...

5 more days left til im off for over 3 weeks of onlinegames could be hard to reach even $ this month... just need 3,9k av winnings a day lol

yeah im such a fish...

2011-06-13T19:20:00.000+02:00

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, even EV is cool...

time to stop tilting now! finaly did even yesterday after taking down the weekly NLO8 so that day wasn´t totlay fucked...

saying enough i guess 13 days, 25k hands and a big joke...

10. june, fml

2011-06-11T15:03:00.000+02:00

yesterday has been a funny day, just lost that much that i feel so fucked be4 vegas and obv lost more than i wanted to invested in tourneys there, UNREAL THIS FUCKING RUN

just hard 2 belive that realy no draw comes down, any hand you can loose you loose and the morons leave you after winning 1 stack in HU so that sucks rly much!

just missed the point to leave after 5k down i had a good choice made 4 hrs break to start just again loosing the same amount :( obv

just great that i had in 10 flips vs jani +300EV and ran -2.5k gaving me the final shot to stop that trash!

just a couple funny spots:

obv pre all in...

also pre:

the fucking ridic thing is, that these muppet just takes the fucking worst cards ever to suck around, and obv pokerstars helps these clown to stay alive just everytime!!!

not that it would surprise if he ships also this, but afterall he ships any 5fucking % chance...

just a short look on my numbers of the imo biggest MUPPET playing poker...

lukro8, the 2nd

2011-06-04T17:08:00.001+02:00

after yesterday monster tilt just lost again 2day, seening miracles like this, just on and on... grwwwwwwww

he obv call my 3bet pre and hits it that hard...

he just called my c bet and i c/raised the turn to don´t see a low on the river, OBV!!!

not the best, i had to loose the biggest pot again to lukro idiot, just woooow about the deepskills he has to play poker when hes not shoving preflop!

i just feel a little he can see my cards to make such moves!!!

rly funny showing me such a hand! obv pushing that flop and giving me again the cooler, he just sucks with his ridic moves and fucking luck everytime he sits!

and obv also the muppet NR. 1 2flyfish also means hes just the king in castle, just never respecting a player and donkcalls just anythin with AAxx...

surprise surprise, what is turn? hahahahaha this guy is just such a fucking moron, and obv after i wrote "wp man in the chat" he calling me NAZI, wtf????

rly amazing style to play poker!

before that i also had to play on ftp, loosing my builed roll there also to guys just mean they can bully you around and play like the biggest genius!

just an example:

raising 20, he reraises 60 at 5/10 with both 400$ stacks, i call

my hand K542, his QJ87...

Flop K92 he c-bets 50 i min raise, he calls he has (22%)

no problem hitting the 10... happens daily f sure, but in a stil 10k downswing it just feels more rigged then... so cool session there also

FML

lukro8, what a fucking moron

2011-06-03T20:48:00.000+02:00

obv this guy taking down the 2k nlo8, hes just so disgusting, not more than janiosmo, but this guy is also so hardcore damaged in his fucking brain, i just dont get it!

and obv this fucking idiots all run and run every day... how the fuck can they make $ with shoving 150bb at 3 6nlo8 with AKJ6 just never loosing against AA29!?!?!?!?!?!? just say me some1 how!

but obv this fucking braindead moron took of in last 500 hands over 2.8k of me only (with 400-ev and making me solid 6k down! such a fucking joke this fucking site! ridic not more

and obv cannt upload fucking pic bc this fucking blogger also sucks, thanks

Sum Scoop

2011-05-23T14:00:00.001+02:00

Did finaly pretty well in the Scoop this year. Cashed 8/32 events which is solid 25% imo not that bad. Hopefully i can go on with the good run at the wsop coming soon!

Just heard about that also US Visitors cannot play online on Pokerstars in vegas, which is imo the biggest trash, but not sure about that atm.

Planing atm to stay 2-3 in LV first at the wynn and l8r maybe at the palms or somethin others. Going after that instant to holidays in toronto and hopefully some great days there also :)

Planing to play the 2.5K Stud8/LO8, 1.5k and 5k plo8 and some daily plo8 sngs or if theres going good cashgame life also that, just heard about a gambly 5 card hi/ho cashgame...

Having now 2 more weeks to work :( lets f end this rly fast!

If some1 is interested in % of the 5k plo8 or 2.5k lo8/stud8 just contact me here or pm somewhere (selling up to 25% of both)

Scoop update (2)

2011-05-20T15:12:00.000+02:00

well, booked my biggest cash in an online mtt yesterday in the 320 8game for place 3. Finaly im rly happy about it, bc at 30left i was totaly short but had some luck in the draw and tripple studgames, which imo are also my best games including flo8. At the final table i started in 4th with chips and played rly nitty the nlh hands, folded KQ and pissed 3 bets in good spots with stuited conectors and so on, so i was just happy when we finished that fucking holdem with the sickos at the finaltable. So i started playing again at plo where i lost like 100k vs the l8r winner, which was a rly sick guy, he was just raising everyhand without looking his cards i felt and he also 3 barreld on every street... with 200k left and 10/20K blinds we started tripple draw and also there he took it over with his totaly aggro style and lost like 250k of his 800k stack to me again and we where after draw at stacks 600/550/me 450/220 and started flo8, where i was nearly totaly carddead and lost over 150k... then we started my imo worst 8game game flh, mehhhhh i hate this game so... whatever the sicko just played every, and rly everyhand there and when i found Q9 to raise the button vs his bigblind he obv 3betted me... flop KJ9 with 4 spades and he obv snapbets, i called, turn 10 i though weeeeee good card, he snapbets again i raised he reraised, lol? obv hes raisin there any straight or obv the flush, i called the riverbet again on an nopaired board and he showed me AQspades, wtf? barreling everyhand 3times, bully the hole table in every game, and coolerin me obv in that spot? ridicolus imo! whatever i had 50k left and got lucky 3rd bc the other guy was shorter and busted the last hand flh i busted the first flo8 :(

after that sick 9hrs grind i was still in the 100plo8 and in the 1k plo8 which finaly i both cashed, but nothing that speciell to talk much about, lost the 1k with AA77 in the bigblind with 16kstack vs button raise A634 and sb reraise AKQ2 on an K64106 board, mehhhh that the donkey couldnt fold A634 vs raise and reraise is just stupid but ok he was obv a fish so... whatever busted in 21 of 180 and there wasn´t that much good players left when i busted so thats damn...

the 109 i was 5th in chips with 80left lost a 200k pot with AAQ9 3betting and potting the 1067flop at 2/4k blinds and he just couldn´t lay down the A234 and obv scooped me, ridicolus...

whatever, feeling great after that nice 8game race and won alot in cashgames in the moring vs janiosmo fish and other clowns meaning shoving AQ108 for 150bb at 3/6 nlo8 preflop!!! well, he scooped that hand, but lost couple other hands vs me, so i was a big winner in that 2k hands session and just btw also nearly freerooled the 8game and the 1k plo8 bc took satalites down by just 1try :)

playing today the nlo8s, the 2k just when i take a satalite down, not paying 2k for a fucking 10minutes blind raisegame, which is after nearly an hour a total donkament if you don´t run...

Just found out that im also top 100 in the scoop leaderboard, and also see there are sick prices for the winner of that leaderboard!!! so gl george danzer which is stil in place 20, but this will getting hard to beat the grinders i see at he first 3 places^^

Scoop update

2011-05-15T16:24:00.001+02:00

Don´t played rly much of events til now, changing that in week 2 of scoop :)
Ran not that got so far, bubbled the M-PLO HU and the also lost the shoutout in hu for cashing...

Made 11 in the lo8 530, which is rly not my game, so im ok with that, just damn that i nearly bubbled the ft... but a friend made 3rd in it and i had couple of % of him so gg him :)

Cashgame is also running rly fine atm, stil low action but if some1 joins its mostly not that heavy shiping $ atm

Im going to play nearly every day of the coming week the scoop events obv hoping for a 1 time run in the H-PLO8 and the H-NL08 (but im not sure of the Hi NLO8 cos 10min blinds is kinda trash turbo which reduces to the skillgame alot) but i try satellites for it and we´ll see... same bs structure was yesterday in the Tripple Stud, which is imo a fantastic skillgame, but with 5 minutes blind levels its just kinda trash!

If some1 is interested in sell shares for some games or obv buy some just contact me, im up 4 nearly everythin :)

Back to live

2011-05-06T10:54:00.001+02:00

well im back after 2 weeks without playing any poker, live and online... the feeling is so amazing without all these examshit for few weeks, hopefully i did it with succesess! Having to wait now over 4 weeks for results, that sucks and which sucks a lot more is that i haven´t my date for the vocal exam which will be 30% of the hole mark i finaly will get. So i am atm unable to book any flights for vegas and stuff, bc the time will be hole june so if im lucky i will get my date something around the 1-10 june, if im unlucky i get the 25 june or other bs date, whatever

the good thing is that the scoop begins realy soon and i got holiday for a week to gamble few events... and i think i will sell some %, in events i don´t wanna take the hole buy in...

i play anyway, but i sell up to 50%:

14:00 ET, Ev 11-M: $215 PL Omaha (Heads-Up Match Play), $100,000 Guaranteed
14:00 ET, Ev 16-M: $215 NL Hold'em - Triple Shootout (10-Max), $150,000 Guaranteed
20:00 ET, Ev 18-M: $215 Triple Stud (Turbo), $50,000 Guaranteed
20:00 ET, Ev 23-M: $109 PL Omaha (Turbo, 1R1A), $200,000 Guaranteed

i only play if i get sold 40-50%:

17:00 ET, Ev 14-M: $530 FL Omaha Hi/Lo, $125,000 Guaranteed
20:00 ET, Ev 33-H: $2,100 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (10m Levels), $150,000 Guaranteed --> more than 50 entrants!!!
14:00 ET, Ev 34-M: $530 PL Omaha [6-Max], $300,000 Guaranteed
14:00 ET, Ev 24-H: $1,050 Triple Draw 2-7, $75,000 Guaranteed

I sell without any markup so 1:1! If your interested, just contact me here, skype, facebook or at the pokerstars chat i will confirm books directly as soon as possible!

$ ship to kuhns89 (stars or tilt) or cash at the wsop

also possitiv is that the proceedings with some pokersites are going on... i am looking forward to agree a deal maybe after vegas or canada...

results of april where realy great, nearly got my losses for march back, and thats rly cool :) - atm the only bad thing of the us guys ban (for me) is the action is realy low, but the tables that run are the most time total juicy...

the last 2days

2011-04-25T16:53:00.000+02:00

just short updatin about the action around:

- soft games
- low volume of tables
- not more than 15 tables 0.5/1 and above
- much more PL action than NL, which i obv prefer

well, after i think over half a year i made again a final table in a tourney, the 215weekly NLO8, bust 7th for few bucks, not realy what i hoped for, but better than nothin and it reduces my online tourney losses 2011 to somethin around 5k (hopefully i can turn this swing in the scoop :)

whatever, here some amazing hands i picked up to talk about...

1st, and i guess the biggest won hand this month, this year? i dont know...

funny guy, he obv sucked around all the guys and had like 2.8k at the table, which he lost faster than he won it in like 5 minutes...

2nd, well i don´t know why i called a 3bet raise from desgrippes with this trash, maybe i had a feeling the 4 comes down, lol

obv desgrippes scooped it.

3rd, 56 obv good!

4th, why not calling the MID POS POTRAISER with QJ102, good hand to look a flop!

obv he just call! fucking just call with that hand the flop! i don´t think he played any combo with J10 there so i pot it again, normaly if some1 hit the flop like than when he plays such a trash he raises and i have an easy fold, but no the genius has to just call! wp donk

well now of to lerning, l8r FTOPS plo8 SH

and finaly i need a new hairstyle, im thinking for this, lol

The game without all the regs...

2011-04-21T16:45:00.000+02:00

well, i realy don´t played that much hands last few weeks and always when i look up the lobby there are just 0-max 2 tables 3/6, obv b4 the black friday there where often 8+, that sucks at first

then the total volume of tables down to 0.5/1 is shut down so much, that im nearly up to say the game is without 2-3hours a day "dead"!

well, good that i don´t decided to grind sne this year, so i can take chilltime as much than i want and just play when im up to do.

Finaly the games are i would say so soft, obv there are 3-4 regs at every table, but its pretty juicy, the few tables there are!

most fishies come with 100$ to the 1/2 plo8 tables, which is realy fun to grind. Not more than 6 tables, but fun anyway to grind some realy easy $...

well here some hands of the last days...

just amazing that he (i thought hes not a fish!) win that bs after floping a pretty decent one...

this is 1 of the sicker hands, imo...

well, 4 handed QQ88 can hit pretty nice, obv this isnt a bad flop, but 4way? well the original reraiser insta pushs!!! and i have a tough decision, which is imo!!! not that heavy... im not realy giving him a hand like QJxx, well maybe A2QJ but that would be realy sick, so i give him somethin like AAxx and some draw, like AA35 with the nfd or somethin! so after short calculatin im like 65/35 favorite if he has AA and the flushdraw, which i realy gave him...so im +ev with calling here.

im totaly off for the next 2 weeks, realy wanna take a break(for learning), i guess i just play obv 1 2 sessions this time before i have to write the most important (for me) examn to reach the qualification of an industrial clark! after that i have also the qualification to study on universities in germany, which i think im going for. Which kind of study im atm not sure, but i think i play on poker parttime, or i find a game im able to make that much money that its dumb to take the time off for playing! i guess after wsop i take so time off to plan the future, atm most important is to be succesful in all exams, so i have to do somethin :) (i hate lerning schoolstuff so fucking much!)

HORROR

2011-04-16T02:17:00.000+02:00

jesus, that is like one of the worst news of poker i have heard!!!

NO US PLAYER CAN PLAY ANY MORE ON POKERSTARS, WHAT THE FUCK????

AND I CANNOT CASHOUT ANY MORE $$$ OR WHAT????

THERE IS NO WAY ATM, MAYBE AND I FUCKING HOPE ITS JUST BC THE SERVERS IS HARDCORE BUSY OR SOMETHING...

i think i just sum up the sickest links i got by friends around, hopefully they can find a deal with the gouvernment to be back at the tables asap...

obv i think i go hardcore grinding every overlaying mtt this weekend, tomorrow and on sunday obv

GL all you americans, hope we see us by time again @ the tables...

:(

http://www.pokerfirma.de/news/us-justiz-klagt-pokerstars-full-tilt-und-absolute-poker-an/83436

http://www.justice.gov/usao/nys/pressreleases/April11/scheinbergetalindictmentpr.pdf

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2011/04/three-largest-online-poker-sites-indicted-and-shut-down-by-fbi.html

HumansPrey, Handanalyse

2011-04-08T01:44:00.000+02:00

well, at first i respect this player alot, cos of sick good plo8 mtt results, but i guess his cashgame skills aren´t that big as his mtts...

played two bigger pots last session against him, where i think this is just stupid played, and obv he god his money bad, or not realy good in...

i think theres no way to play that hand the way he did!

ok gay raisin me preflop is for me ok, he blow up the pot a little i have pos., thats realy ok imo...

i hit a monster there, he c-bets and i shove and theres imo no, realy no way making a call in a PLO8 game!!... obv he has the nfd and an overpair... lets do it...

whatever, i was a bit pissed of after this one...

but this is more amazing...

i min raised this pre and got 4 callers, so not the best flop but realy ok... and against him, and seeing his range to make calls i thought he has a wrap there and maybe a pair or a fd also, not realy gave him a set, he made again not realy a scary raise there to 2.5x my bet...

obv ship it! this is also imo stupid played of him bc imo it makes alot more sense to just call the flop! most times you see a heart or a blank 6 or somethin and you can muck a pair and a wrap instant, or call 1 more time, otherwise against my hand or against sets your most parts of the time not favorite if showdown it after the flop...

i love stacking fishies

2011-04-04T00:39:00.000+02:00

started today after i think 4 years playing again on partypoker, realy strange site imo... tough for multitablin and mixing it with other sites and obv my internet (1k dsl) is realy to fucking slow to handle anything more than 2 sites at the same time.

whatever, i started 4 at the beginning than 8 tabling plo which was realy fun, took around 2k there at 1/2 and 2/4 for loosing it all back to a fucking fulldonk at 2/4 and 3/6 plo8 hu, obv he meant to 6bet shove 3456ds into my AA23, obv scoop for around 2k pot, genius!

quit it after that beat to see loosing my first hand getting dealt on stars, loosing 1k to a guy i observed over half an hour playing hu and seemed to be tilt(he was 2k down and 3 betting 90% of the time), lol

obv he had a strange fucking hand in that spot i thought i have a hand to gamble against AAxx, wp me...

whatever, i joined/ opened more 5 10 tables and was hoping for some hu action i finaly got... a strange guy sat to my left and he realy meant to full tilt me in just 3 hands!

1st:

obv calling the flop: a pair, many draws to make 2 pair, lets go!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, 2 pair, lets fucking go!

ship it!

2nd:

lol at the action, i called raise 30 and the lowbrow guy raised it to 50 and the openraiser just call, which gaves me the feeling of beeing good in that spot with AQQ2 so raise it again...

well, more a tilt, than a realy good shove on the turn - he has no fold equity i beat only draws or have to suck 2 pair, straights, flushes or just have to FUCKING HOLD 1 TIME AGAINST a pair and a lowdraw...

turn me 65%; obv ship it

3rd hand:

well, who wouldn´t call any4 the button vs me? do it...

ok on this flop i understand theres no way coming out for him!

and ship also this 1

well, stacked him finaly with 200 bucks after he spent me some free money back and some other pots... in this one, repot pre, pot pot flop and turn and than he decided to ship that all in!

ended up realy even on stars, but ran finaly amazing 4k under ev again 2day. sweet^^

solid month finish

2011-04-01T00:01:00.000+02:00

whatever, i trashed enough about runnin, why should i run better the last day of this amazing month.

totaly a fucking ridicolus result.

good comeback after 8 month without 5/10, lol

3/6 seems unbeatable this year!!!

what to change? stopping multitabling over 12 tables for awhile, join other sites to look around and try shipin money somewhere else outside this great pokerstarssite...

NO WAY TURN THE FUCKING SWING

2011-03-29T20:25:00.000+02:00

whatever i do, it doesn´t help! play less, play other hands, play the fishis, play the shorties, just fukcing nothing runns if u run like the fucking idiot around.

and obv the spots are getting sicker day over day:

he 3bets me in pos. obv im kuhns, i cannot play out of position poker: so 4 bet!

bc i know him, i 4 bet him, bc he can 3bettin any A low in pos., but not every1 can hit like fucking that, and not every opponet gets a decent hand to pot the turn in my pos., ridicolus times... just an example how 2 run when just everything runs...

well not the best, i like this 1...

and the standard stuff:

totaly, cg, mtts and bad mtt investments this month is in past 2 years the 2nd worst one, and that without playin higher than 3/6 :(

in the end it feels just good play a session and tiltin after just 2 bad beets latly, hopefully not the way to go on in the future!

AND I AM ASKIN MYSELF, who ship´s all the money i ran under ev? i know it, it isn´t angryfishy or german`muppet´braine - NO- ITS FUCKING YANI OSMO!!!

HA HA HA HA

FUNNY; MR I RESHIP A933 for a hundred BBs is NEW GOD outside there! fMl 4 gods now, i bloged in the past: ray, angryfish and carmanhani and now Yaniosmo - Congratz Sir! and welcome to paradise -

rofl

thats amazing

WRONG WORLD

2011-03-28T22:39:00.000+02:00

lol, im not that often tilt before playin once a hand, but when i see who finished 2nd in the major plo8 and finished 1st in the major nlo8 i just puke, realy!!! obv mostly u see a muppet or 2 at the ft, but 0 skill in a fucking plo8 tourney and finish 2nd? thats realy to much for me... lol

and

my bff told me he made a comeback on stars, well i don´t belive it but he told me he made at 1 day from 11fpp to 11k, lol? insiders will know which guy is meant :)

and obv i ran amazing against his Q775; well i pushed button AJ23 he makes the call in the bb, i don´t know which pills you have to use to snapcall those hands, but i guess he has some good arguments always doin it - but he runs bad, haha

whatever i cashed after 5 month, last nlo8 or plo8 mtt cash was in november, seems to get better before some scoop donkments...

6day break

2011-03-26T17:42:00.000+01:00

after this horrible downswing i took a 6 day break and started 2day again playin some tables, not more than 10 to chill a bit also...

ran pretty good, mostly got the money in good spots in, not less than 50/50 and i also picked out some donks out to play hu so all in all a good session.

havent see those spots long time ago winning :)

whatever i def. don´t blog this much next month realy wanna do some school stuff in my freetime and spent time in other things than poker :)

here a funny discusion i saw around

i hope its readable, and yeah i def. thinking about this offer :D:D:D 1k is acceptable a hour for get some huuuuge skills :D:D:D

in b4 busto

2011-03-18T19:57:00.003+01:00

looks like the same?? nope! my last 3 sessions= -1,8K, -4,5K, -4,5k, what comes next? FML Pokerstars...

2k hands missing, so over 12k down this month, ev 3.9k, disgusting...

well its not funny anymore, i destroy my mind if i run more days like this b4 one of the main exams i have to write in 1.5 month.

i realy didn´t want take a longer break without poker like 2 month or somethin, but now im realy thinking about it..

genius how to run like the last bastard on planet earth? unreal feeling...

whatever i have found a new fucking idiot player that will def. never in my life gets hu cash action again on pokerstars! Carmanhani, wtf this guy is? God? no way imo there are 2 gods on this planet ( angryfish and ray ) i posted about them in, the past... now realy a 3rd god? fml

finaly i think he is realy easy to play, thats why i played him(cos he playes like the last nit and this in hu,lol), but in my mode everyone would take my money, angryfish, loeda, janiosmo and all the other fucking muppets around, whatever i just pay. FUCK

unreal, in a 24 pot he check raises(18) all in

, yeah if i knew i hit a Q on the turn an a blank on the river i would also do this play, FUCK YOURSELF STUPID FULLMONKEY!!!

but this is not the best!

i don´t know how a professional pokerplayer, named Camhouwelling can play a hand like this! Well, there are some facts i have to add! i lost around 4k b4 this hand, and i was obv tilt! But also a fuckingtiltmuppet named kuhns89 doesn´t ship 1k braindead with K993, im not angryfish!

and

which hand you wanna dominating? A245 ds is the best you can look into there, and thats a flip, so he calls to max. flip! FUCKING MAX. FLIP FOR 1k, FUCK ON WHICH PLANET THIS IDIOT LIVES!!! SORRY I DON`T GET IT... ridicolus call

anyway, for sure im happy about see such a donkplay, but when i hit the flop that hard, it can realy hold 1 FUCKING time, or?

hahahahah, def. no! RIGGED!

92% on the flop are def. not enough to take it home! i need fucking 100%!

hahahahahahaa

2011-03-18T16:23:00.000+01:00

fml, if u run like shit... well this hand i haven´t tracked for %stuff and so but i think im not that bad calling after bet 48 all in 700 on the turn...

this is the graph i played outside of my normaly office i usually play, on a laptop i think about crushing it and buy a new one... lol

amazing run again last session, ev -400 i took a 2k loss, who cares... just take me 8k down this month so fuck off poker...

run like kuhns --> u´ll go busto soon!

2011-03-17T22:53:00.000+01:00

hard 2 explain my feelings after this horror session!

its so unreal how i run, get AA36 at 3 6 pre all in for 1k pot and loose against AKQ10 obv. feeels so good...

this is realy an amazing month, im atm not sure how 2 go on

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how 2 run like this at mostly 2 4 games!?!?!?

>> preflop all in!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Table Ninja

2011-03-14T20:52:00.000+01:00

Well after hearing that nearly every grinder playes with table ninja i took the 30days free vision to play some hands with it...

bc im such a bad computerprogramuser i just put for the beginning fold and check for hotkeys in, realy nice to play with it, but i 10tabled 2day 300hands and had alot of problems with using the keyboard to play poker with... obv i also have to use the mouse but its realy chilling when u just use ur mouse for bets and switching the tables if the "pop up"...

whatever i think after some days i can use it better and it will im realy sure makin my play better if i multitable like 15 tables or more...

my only problem is, that i prefer open min raises and with table ninja is installed max. with the bet button, which isnt bad at pl games, but i mostly play nl games so i realy want my old option back...

can anyone explain me, how to get the old option back without switchin table ninja off?

i made some plans about the sccop, great shedule btw, i will update the tourneys an other time i will playing...

here some stuff of yesterday:

not that speciell, but which muppet calls 36 preflop without possiton on a button raise with that hand? (2limper,3players on the flop, checkd 2 me, i c-bet and got an all in)wp imo...

sick 1 against striker...

well, the money goes on the turn all in, there im 70/30 fav.,
im not always unlucky :)

btw striker i hadn´t shiped the stack all in, in your Position, but i also understand why u did it ;)

and this is realy amzing!!!!!

the hands before 1, i was grinding normaly games

at point 1, i started playing angryfish and other muppets 3 6 shipaments

and at point 2, i stoped donkaments and grinded normal games again

i guess it realy nice showes how im doing there atm, but btw yesterday i also played not that good the shiping session and i got spots i where ofter dominated, so...

short update

2011-03-12T00:44:00.001+01:00

well im shortly back, feelin realy punished enough after last 2weeks im realy constantly loosing and get huge sucks around...

i had exactly 10 loosing days 2 win days this month, realy solid...

lost 2day again my hands bc my fucking computer is a fucking piece of shit that is after 1k investments at least not able to track fucking hands the way i want it, so realy nothing works well these days...

here my run 2day, the hands i could safe, after this i lost 100bucks more and i fucking don´t want to know how much i ran below ev there...

my month so far:

preflop battle, how to miss 49 outs???? unreal 2 hit if u downswingin...

realy hard 2 belive this 1, preflop limp and this muppet realy gets his 30bb stack on this flop all in! HARDCOREPOKER...

i think a realy good spot to scoop:

flop all in, obv i loose the sidepot to silentpurple, fml

preflop hands, realy good pushin 60bb stack with this hand in the BigBlind...

getting action after 3 betting? obv no...

mbn!!!!!

loosing money 2 idiots sucks... and on that turn(my all in, i was 100% sure he is weak) calling more 60bb on a flushed board, realy realy skilled, obv he scooped.

im obv done

2011-03-06T19:50:00.001+01:00

well, after alot of informations i got from other players, i feel also done for bloggin now and this will be my last blog for a couple of days...

so i guess i let it be for awhile, or forever whatever, this is definitly not the way im going on with it at all, the only thing i hear when i loose a pot is, " go kuhns now cry in your blog", feels good to take time and analyse hands and show runs to hear such a bullshit!

obv dilyo you and clkclkdirk are nuts! grratz your good players, nice life!

this is the last i cry:

today:

month:

hands u have to win, quater, or chop u loose:

yesterday 215plo8 against mr. god: (preflop all in)

skillgame:

pre 3 bet 54, he donks 78 i raise 210 he shove, wp...

i run good? yeah i run good...

2011-03-04T17:15:00.001+01:00

hardcore tiltment i call these fuck, when u run constandly like a fn bastard after 8 fucking hours of fucking play...

whatever this sucks, and im fucking done 4 awhile again... gross realy gross

solid, i loose every hand more than 1$, i like!

there was a time...

2011-03-04T15:07:00.001+01:00

i could beat angryfish, i just puke if i see this guy playing and winning my money...

im this month now over 5k down against him, makes him the worst enemy i got :(

a look at graph is tellin more than fucking alot of words...

me:

him:

lol

what the hell...

2011-03-03T13:21:00.003+01:00

some idiots like it to trash shit at the tables and take out comments i wrote here and copy them, realy poor imo and not realy funny at all! makes me a bit angry doin that shit, whatever...

i played few hours ago couple of hands, saw a realy funny guy at 3/6 sitting at 2 tables with 3k and with 2.2k tablestack playin every hand :)

well obv i joined and crushed 3stackes in not half an hour and imo this was again ugly to loose those...

i just have 2 screenshots made, but the hand i lost was realy disgusting...

he limped and i checked the bb(hu now) both 600stack; i had A238 and flop came dreamy down with A85 no suites... i checked and he overbeted it around 36 and i was prety sure he had some low trash not obv 23 but lowcards...

i thought about pushing here, but finaly i just called to give him the chance to put more money in on the turn... turn was a 10 now 2 hearts and i donked in the pot around 42 :), i realy like this move bc alot of people think, omg what a fish and raise 100% if they see those playes and he shoved his stack in there, exactly what i wanted... he showed 2349 without any fd, so just naked low! i guess i quater him in this spot like 95% of the time, river was a 2 ,just sucks...

the following 2 hands aren´t spectacular on the first look, i guess in english theres and other word for sayin that but i have no clue, lol

this is realy cool, and i nearly freeroll it... i raised 12 and he made it 55 in possition... he made this move very often so i call him with a big range, AQ54 obv.

flop is ok i check call 72, and now the funny thing, i donked 96 in on the turn and he pushed :D, lol obv he can have AJ34 or 345x or AA35 or whatever, but i def. don´t give a fish those hands in that spot so i obv. call and have a sick freerool for over 200bb...

this is just 2 horrible to look at it imo, mehhhh and again sick action...

i raised 12 and he made it 55 i called, obv this hand is not that good than AQ54 but it can flop very well, i have possition etc. ...

the flop is not good, but he checked it so he has mostly no good hand there, obv he can trap KKxx or tight played AAxx whatever he just called it, which is def. not good if u have my hand :D

turn is realy good, and i saw a move of him at the other table where he check raised all in A885 on an KQ23 board without fd´s so im def. betting if he checks there... and he pushed it in on that board KJ24 with 9923, wtf??? can i get a better spot to get my money in???? this river sucks forsure...

good start in the new month

2011-03-02T23:17:00.004+01:00

had beein done with poker for last week, started 2day after few realy cool days with grinding again, played 2 1k hands sessions at 1/2 up to 3/6 but there wasn´t realy good games running, but i was watching football at the same time, so i had my fun with the 10 tables only :)

decent run in the first session...

solid, obv the februar ended the same...

here just a couple of fantastic spots, all pre battles, whatever...

that happens when i try to slowroll a hand, against one of the biggest nits i know...

2nd session i played on an other computer so have no ev stuff or somethin but i lost like 50bucks totaly there, in def. good spots like AKK5 vs AQ108 pre for 800$pot (lost) or AA23 vs QQ23 for 480$ pot(lost), :(

i hope i can start with lerning in near future ( i realy hoppe im so fucking motivated for that), so i guess im not realy often
online in next 2 month for playin and blogin.

License2kill, Greenteaguy --> lol?

2011-02-21T22:25:00.006+01:00

what a stupid guy imo, not only bc of this one hand 2day, where he pushed on the flop 60bb in with a gutshot, unreal deep skill...

i could understand this move if i had fold equity or some other stuff, but this hand was totaly sick running...

fresh, raised to 6 i just called and license made it 12, 14 16 or whatever..., fresh called and i thought he never has a good hand there so i pot it, maybe i get both out, or i have a flip or somethin against license, def. not gave him a good hand after that gay 2.5bb raise there...

fresh, mucked my 48 or somethin around that potbet, license called and i potted flop with like 40 bucks left, obv im going to fold there a hand on a shove...

i hope i find a second someday to look up ur hole stats license i guess they are amazing!

kuhns89: lol
kuhns89: realy
kuhns89: why idiots always has to comment idiots playes?
license2kill: feel player
greenteaguy: still crying about low stakes poker?
kuhns89: u realy think i care for 200?
license2kill: why do fish always cry
greenteaguy: he even blogs and cries there
greenteaguy: all the time
license2kill: cracks me up
license2kill: kunnyfish thinks he's a superstar
kuhns89: u dont have to read it...
greenteaguy: the point is that you're so bad and you want to tell everyone about it
kuhns89: ok
license2kill: kunny is getting all tight now
license2kill: triple squeeze lock down
license2kill: gonna try really hard to bust me

dumb discusion after that, "i fucking don´t think im a superstar, otherways i wouldn´t play $1/2$ Blinds against muppets like license2kill...

and it´s obv cool hearin im a fish from a guy i have a hand full of hands in my dbase and these are amazing good... s0 i just go switch chat of from here on, holly spam!

some spectacluar news from my bff, mr. one and only

-->

SKILLGAME!

bokkie, pokerstars and fml

2011-02-19T16:59:00.003+01:00

yeah i love running like past 7 days...

well, i guess it can happen, but not the way it goes atm... i just play my standard game and guys realy mean to shove things i just think its braindead playin it this way, but they win with it...

played 1k hands bokkie87 hu, obv an idiot, so i 5 tabled him, lol

after 1.5hrs i was around 2 stackes up, and then in more 1 hour i lost 6 stackes with +ev, god realy amazing

For sure u idiots, for sure!

2011-02-18T20:53:00.007+01:00

thats just what i fucking think atm, when i see my last session i just coulda explode... and fucking kill plo8 and musiro, which are imo not bad players, but 2day they just played so bad, or am i just bad? unreal, realy unreal how fucking bad i could run last few days...

and def. having enough for awhile, this just fucks up so heavy...

how the fuck this idiot call call, 600 on that flop with just top set? fml, so damn unreal... (he c-bets 36, plo8 called?!?!?!?!?, i obv shoved) mbn

hard 2 belive this river after my imo genius play - lol -

he raised 12 flop i made it 48 he called?!?!? ok, i c-bets 72 he called...

i checked the turn, in the hope he bets, and he shoves; realy ok this move to look at a river there, but this ending is just rigged! fml

how the fk he gets 38% equity with this turn shove, obv 38% is nuts!

how to handle a flip? turn spade, river K obv

what a big fucK

2011-02-15T20:59:00.004+01:00

wow, this was realy the worst session in 2011...

the day started so fucking good that i played 2 hrs where my connection realy every 10 minutes breaks and i had to reaload my computer to get anythin run here...

after hand 2.3k i was realy thinking to stop, i was up had some off angrys money, but some1 told me to take all his money, the result is amazing!

he lost no hand NOOnE from hand 2.9k had realy amazing hands everytime, obv i also don´t played my best, but this is too much of it at all!

im now thinking, that i guess i will never play him again if other games running, just a fuck this play, destroyes my mind and at least he also take my money bad. just a joke how this piece runs imo, hopefully some1 else can took it back, im done for now :(

imo this guy, is realy to dump to play serious shortstackpoker, whatever, on the long run he is a regular $ loser, im sure!

waaaaaaaa, seein my graph this month i just puke...

omfg!

flop all in, 4 sure...

a sick hand, homegames

2011-02-12T14:18:00.003+01:00

hello guys,

i hope u join my homegame (id: 263427, pw: angryfish), i hope we get some nl and plo8 players together to play whatever buy in game realy soon, would be great and funny...

grinded yesterday like a machine 3.5k hands in over 4 hours and 1 session(3.5k hands is alot 4 me :)), i don´t know why but im unable to mix only 2 4 and 3 6 tables stars/ftp, so i played everything on stars yesterday... prob i need a coaching how to mix them up, if some1 is interested in helpin me, just contact me somewhere! Thanks in advance.

well to the hand, from 2day... low action on stars which made me able to play some crasier hands i normaly not play, like this :)

normaly a snapfold preflop, realy this hand is just bad to hit anythin good with (normaly) but this flop is not the worst..., and i guess my hand is not foldable on any and obv also not to a make protection bet like his...

turn is ok, gives me also a fd but anyway alot of bad cards out there...

result: i guess if he goes all in on the flop or just c-bet doesn´t matter then i shove on a c-bet, just a sick setup imo...

Homegames

2011-02-11T22:29:00.002+01:00

2day i started my pokerclub, named OckfenCrime :D which is a funny joke of some friends about the boringness in the town i live at :)

whatever, if ur interested in joining me and donk some money away just look me up...

its id: 263427, password is: angryfish

hopefully we get some guys together for some cool games!

here a hand of a hu game against a buddy, sick spot... money went in on the turn...

http://www.allinpokerodds.com/index.php?gametype=omahahilo&hand[0]=5s7c6c4h&hand[1]=ac3cth7h&hand[2]=&hand[3]=&hand[4]=&board=qh5h9c8c&nsimulations=5000&task=process

Famous Poker Player names

2011-02-10T22:26:00.003+01:00

well, my No. 1 was til today the Player with the ID.: I_has_a_Pair

:D realy good imo, but what i saw 2day is realy better :D

LastAnalHero, wtf??? :D:D:D:D:D:D too good, sick!

SWBregenz

2011-02-07T23:19:00.003+01:00

well i better do not post the graph of 2day, just 2 sick how bad i played, obv i shouldn´t play mondays after 10hrs work, 2 hrs gym, and only 3 hrs sleep at night...

in the end, i did ok, played ftops hi lo busted 150 b4 money, thats ok just the i guess 20 online hi low donkament i not cashed in a row, who cares...

following chat i observed, esp. i was involved in the hand he lost... i think he raised button with AQ24 all in for 300 and a few and i called with A1023ds, which isn´t the worst call there, and obv not agaisnt him, shoving J863 for 100bb, lol

flop brought a 3 and he was starting, falling in somethin that he i guess couldn´t controll, lol

fun... at all, maybe the chat is now clean for awhile :), i hope he gets it back as soon as possible :D

Dealer: SWBregenz zeigt High Card, As

Dealer: driedubbel zeigt Flush, Bube hoch

Dealer: driedubbel hat 8,5,4,3,2 für Lo

Dealer: Spiel #57280605802: driedubbel gewinnt den High-Pot ($599,70) mit Flush, Bube hoch

Dealer: Spiel #57280605802: driedubbel gewinnt den Low-Pot ($599,70) mit 8,5,4,3,2

SWBregenz: call

SWBregenz: now

SWBregenz: tnx

Dealer: kuhns89 zeigt Zwei Paare, Asse und Dreien

Dealer: SWBregenz zeigt Ein Paar, Asse

Dealer: Spiel #57280645704: kuhns89 gewinnt den High-Pot ($738,80) mit Zwei Paare, Asse und Dreien

SWBregenz: cheating soab

kuhns89: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

driedubbel: lol

kuhns89: sick luckor

kuhns89: <<<<>

SWBregenz: much worse hand wins again

SWBregenz: phucking azzhole you are, Kuhns

SWBregenz: phucking pr ick!

kuhns89: :)

kuhns89: i agree

SWBregenz: dreckige haessliche Schlampe!

driedubbel: kinda curious what that means

SWBregenz: erklaer den Move, auf der Stelle, du verfickte Nutte

Moderator60 [Moderator]: Hello Everyone!

Dealer: driedubbel, Sie sind an der Reihe. Sie haben 8 Sekunden Zeit zum Handeln

SWBregenz: she is cheating me

driedubbel: dont call mod, like when someone tilt

SWBregenz: kuhns uses cheating software

SWBregenz: Mr. Moderator

Moderator60 [Moderator]: Please remember to keep all chat at the tables clean and friendly.

Dealer: kuhns89, Sie sind an der Reihe. Sie haben 8 Sekunden Zeit zum Handeln

Moderator60 [Moderator]: As a reminder, the call moderator button is for chat issues only, for all other gaming and security issues please use the contact support feature in the lobby. Click on the help menu in the main lobby then on contact support.

lol?

2011-02-06T17:03:00.003+01:00

hard to belive im a sick luckor? wtf is a luckor? this guy is good, rememberin he shoves yesterday after my raise J863 for 100bb in, and quaterd me... im up to say,

GUY IM NO LUCKOR; AND OBV NO CHEATER....

and btw, how should i cheat? and why u fucking play against me if u think i cheat? some people are realy to fucking dumb to be serious!

i guess the easiest to give an answer what kind of luckor i am , is to post this...

run better kuhns, if i hear this

2011-02-05T20:56:00.004+01:00

i win 1 hand where i just have 35% to scoop and guys realy mean to write im a shit luckbox, i just puke...

fkn ridicolus how things going this month, it makes no fun to work with those cards atm...

i guess i just let the fucking screenshots speak...

realy amazing imo

obv QQ is nuts, >>on the flop...

biggest muppet in town, he limps the sb and shoves on my 24 raise 100bb snap!, result = im a lucksack!!! and he runs...

flop all in...

obv, i also go broke with AA25 on this flop... mbn! he just c-bets it i shoved... result= fair enought, he had aces...

some good news of 2day, i just don´t know why i stay at home at saturdays to play poker...

sweet days

2011-02-05T14:02:00.003+01:00

last 3 sessions where huge sick again, i guess i scooped 1/50 pots, after seein some facts im not that wrong, down 4k last 15k hands with 500-ev.... at least stupid get such an ev, lol

and this is just to laugh about :D.... (chat)

German - muppet - braine

2011-02-03T17:43:00.005+01:00

unreal how bad this fucking idiot playes nlo8, but good enough to run like god against me, crush all my fav. hands and then writing "hahah" in the chat after winning those hands...

imo just a fool, which seems to live longer than i thought, longterms i guess he will broke, the time will bring it...

heavy seein those muppets all day playing, cheating, fucking obv cheating with loedaXYZ, also a stupid shortstaker, brainless obv! Huge, realy huge how big they can tilt some1, if they just play bad and write such a bs in the chat. idiots...

mbn:

and fucking obv.:

24 tables max, :(

2011-02-03T00:16:00.003+01:00

damn pokerstars would more money of my by making rakeback, whatever they are rich enough i guess :D

tryed playing more and more tables after awhil i was 24 tablin 1 2 full ring and sh, felt not that confortable bc i sometimes went in not easy spots so i went on others sitting out... finaly i think its easy to play 24 tables if u don´t fullring 100bb stack it and u don´t have to play so many flops, turns and yeah that sucks...

and when im all in i mostly want to see the action and the cards which is nearly unreal to handle...

i lost some $ last session and don´t think its that profitable on the smal volume i wanted to play the next few days and month...

so for the next session i think i only play 12-14 tables, at least min 1/2 if i don´t get this much action i better chill or do somethin else than playing 0.5/1 which im unable to beat over last 100K hands :D

realy sick that there are some days u don´t get 5 2/4, 3/6 tables on stars, prob i have to mix it with ft in near future to get good value out for my input time...

yesterday run...

2011-02-01T20:27:00.004+01:00

played yesterday in tired mode more than was good 4 me, at least i played 5.5hrs nonstop without breaking 1 minute, just 12 tables, but it was sick...i guess i was even after around 3 hours but i couldn´t found an end so finaly i lost around 2k...

the amount sucks not that much than the hands i got fucked with:

its imo unreal to understand what spondeed playes, obv i was a bit tilt after loosing 2 fullstacks against him, but this is imo not the way to play poker.

whatever, i paid him around 4k, took some back of others and paid camhouwellings KQQJ with AA28... so dumb

turn all in: 2good

i raised pre 18 he call, i c bet flop 24 he shoved...

preflop gamble

strange: i raise 12 he raised 48, he checked flop i bet 54 he shoved... top pair shove??? obv its a 50/50 against my hand, but what he want to look into, when i bet this flop? i don´t understand this play and imo its just bad!

1 of the sickest beats 2011 so far, spondeed was huge lose shippin at few tables and also this 1, where i call good pre (sick for that amount with that hand, but against a player like him, not that specieal imo); juiceitup made it 12 i called, and spondeed shoves this hand... mbn

and this is also gross, i raised 12 he shoved...

the last hand yesterday, hard 2 belive this! i think u need a good read to call 80bb preflop with fucking KQQJ..., horrible day...

i don´t take the time copypaste my ev from yesterday; finaly i ran a bit under ev but nothin speciell, so i guess in the most spots i had luck and in the spots i was huge fav i was unlucky... that´s live...

January review

2011-01-30T15:46:00.006+01:00

i guess this showes enough :)

damn, i run lucky atm, hopefully it holds on some days ;)

whatever, i think i scoop in some spots lucky, but i mostly get it good in, so i think thats the way it can go on...

goals for next weeks/6 month:

- def. playin less poker, like 30-50 hrs a month
- do more 4 school ( that could be heavy to realize :D)
- end my job at least successful
- start at august playin pro

Im so damn unmotivated atm to do anythin else than play in my freetime, finaly i damn have to, if i don´t want to fail at exam...

silentpurple about himself :D

2011-01-23T22:13:00.003+01:00

just look at this wonderfull chat :D:D:D:D, wtf?

i shiped 300 of his beautiful bucks today, but won only 2 of 19all ins we had hu against each other, but 1 pot i took over 600 with AQQJ on a Q103 board where he had AKJx and the fd, sick and im asking how to win this spot against mr. unbeatable himself :D??

whatever, i guess he tilted 2day abit, saw alot of scary stuff, not sure about if its seriously standard or tilt...

hard2beliveimo

2011-01-22T02:38:00.005+01:00

not 2 understand what this guy has in his fucking brain...

the action was he raised 18 i called... he c-bets pot! i pot raised he called... i pot bet turn he shoved=!=!=??!?!?!?! isn´t that the fking worst he can do there?

obv if i know that river come down, i do the same... unbeliveable!

or this one... utg+2 pushes 150 and he raised it all in for over 120bb, mbn...

2449 always good: he raised 12 i made it 48 he called... flop check check, turn all in, sweet...

playin at home sucks!

2011-01-21T00:33:00.005+01:00

back in germany, played now 2 session, both huge losses, and have again the fucking feeling the cards coming down so fantastic good, missing every wrap, and loosing to every draw...

unbeliveable why some people realy mean to play in the bb hands like 335k and insta push on the flop there hand all in..(i raised to 30 preflop!!!, does he fucking know he flop a set or wtf???)

lost like 2k to bookie 2day, obv 1.3k ev, just amazing if u loose with AA34 a 1k pot preflop against Q347 on an 25Q board...

definitly havin enough of fucking ps again cool that i get again a bigger downswing after a bigger tourneycash... (last after wccop 10k cash, lost around 20k)

its so good to play and have to stop for fucking work next day, so i take 4 days break now and mybe start again next monday or i take a half year break b4 schoolfuck, im not sure...

just idiotic that i have to stop always when there 14 3/6 tables running :(

and i hate it so much to play this terrible philivey6922, obv hes calling every of my 40 bb shoves with hands like a963 or also for 80bb preflop with A1062 and its just amazing that he never fucking loose those

the last days pca, stud8lo8, result

2011-01-18T17:57:00.002+01:00

finaly it was the best pokertrip since now i ever had in my life! the location, hotel, people everythin was just amazing good, so i guess my first trip for 2012 will be pca again :)

my last tourney at pca, the 1k stud8/lo8 was also my first live cash. We started with 15 left, Blinds 1/2k i had 14,8k which was realy terrible to play with, but got good spots in the first levels and made the chiplead after like 2hrs with around 80k and went to final table with around 105k, avarage was like 40k at 2,5/5k blinds... so good chances to cash this 1...

made a 10% swap with a friend which had same stack at 12left also so i had 70% by my own in this tourney(20% went to others)

the first 2 guys busted realy fast, but i lost like 60k of my stack against coolers and idiots that meant to preflop cap with Ajj5 after my utg raise with AA44... for sure he scooped on a QJ239board... whatever, i made it into the money and took my chips step by step back and after a italian team pro member busted we were 3handed with yuvee04 and donald left. Chipcount was 180k me, 160k yuvee, 60k Donald.

I was the 1 who wanted to make a chop there. 1 reason was that i don´t gave myself an edge on any1 of em, and i was realy tired after 8,5hrs of play and i wanted to go the pokerstars party, which was that evening :)...

they both wanted to look at numbers and and make a decision then, so they where like 13,5k for me, 13k for yuvee and 8,3k for donald...what donald don´t wanted to agree... so after a time he said he must have 9,5k what was ok for me, but yuvee wanted 13k, lol... after some time we had it and made blinds to 10/20k to play out a winner^^

i busted donald in first stud hand, but lost a 380k pot with 400k chips in the game to yuvee, realy sick hand imo

we caped it b4 the 4th card came and caped it also on 4th and on 5th it went all in

i had (Ah4h)5h 7h and got fucking KcQs10d rofl

he had (810)K J 2 K 4...

whatever, i took 12,7k yuvee also and donald got 9,5k, not the best deal 4 me, but i can live with that :)

update

2011-01-17T11:35:00.002+01:00

just a short update, beein back in germany after good 15hrs travel home, but the fucking airport idiots from delta missed my luggage in atlanta with all my stuff, including my keys for car, ... that just sucks...

so i have now alot of trubble gettin my stuff back, including getting my fucking car home!

ahhhhhhh, i needed that in upcomin 4 busy schooldays after missing all lessons last week :(

wtf?

i will l8r sum up some last parts of my trip to pca, and the finish in the stud8/lo8 and for sure some more pics...

stud8/lo8

2011-01-14T17:44:00.003+01:00

yesterday started the mixed game stud8/lo8, 1k buy in, 10k stack deep structure, i guess the first busted after 3hours, and it wasn´t me :)

i ran pretty decent was def. chipleader after 4 and 5hours with 30 players left, hat like 37K at that point, but went step by step down from there by not playin other stuff just idiots ment to go crasy with shitcards...

i guess the biggest shit was in stud8:

i had 99down and a 2h open to bring it in... 1 guy which was a total donk, is cl now, completet to 800 i called we were hu...

he had an open 9, and bet 4th and 5th, i just called on 4th but check raised on 5th (9s9h)2h7h8h

im not 100% sure but i think he got (xx)9 Q 7 and he realy meant to bet this 5th, imo without looking what i had, whatever 6th came 8 for him and a 3 for me... no flush he checked i bet he called...

after 7th, he meant to bet again and showed after my call :

(76)9Q785 realy unbelivable bad!!! to bet that 5th again... i could just muck (9s9h)2h7h8h3c 3s ... ugly

after that got a cooler from donald, where for sure my like 20outs for hi not came down and my 3best low was also not good....

whatever, starting with 15k in day 2, we are 15left of 40 starters, which makes a payout of 4players... will be hard to reach this itm...

watchin guy laliberte playin hi stakes gamblin in the casino :)

my stack...

yesterday, some german pros played a 1/2 nlh game with stradle up to 128 every hand! :D... after a while also vic ramdin joined and had a lot of fun :)

grindin at the lobby...

8game

2011-01-13T02:30:00.002+01:00

damn, busted first the 8game 1k 8max after nearly exactly 1 hour. we stared with 25 50 razz at 10k stack, i made like 1k in razz, stud and stud8, then my 2nd worst game of these 8, nlh

obv lost vs. drunken vanessa selbst after 4 bet, call to 1.4k a 6k pot...

had like 7or8k before the busto hand... i raised to 150 utg with AQs got utg2 call and midpos call, then button raise to 700... i wasn´t sure about reraisin but also wasn´t in the mode to fold it so i made call, prob the worst of the 3 chances i had there...

utg+2 called and we saw 3 handed a Q23 flop

we checked to the reraiser, he had it 1,6k with like 8k behind, i had like 6,5k or somethin, where i have to make the descion, push o fold, i pushed he called and showed KK

whatever, that was bad played i know, lets do it better in the next one...

tomorrow 1k stud8, lo8 im nearly sure i stay there longer alive cos of the limit games :D

some more pics of 2day

2011-01-10T05:45:00.009+01:00

300plo8 turbo

2011-01-10T05:33:00.003+01:00

played the 2nd tourney today, was a 300plo8 turbo with 5k starting stack, blinds starts 25/50 so huge grabshot, but whatever heard there where mostly tourists on the way, so goooo 4 it...

i don´t realy played a hand the first hour, realy frustrating always getting K963 and stuff, so had my real good hand after 60 folds in a row... some1 raised utg i went all in with a278 ds he mucked... i had startin stack back and next hand got sick coolerd... utg raised, blinds 150/300 to 700 i made it pot and he went all in for like 3,5k i had AKK5 he A893, flop was J92 with his nfd, turn Q river his flush, i was down to 1.5k and raised pot the next hand with 2357 and lost to AAJ9, so that was my first tourney here...

played after beach the sunday major 215nlo8, busted early, the same in the 109plo8 and had sick trouble with the wifi in our room so also lost $ and nervs by playing online.

after the livetourney bust i joined some german pros in the lobby and played a second 2k hand session, did realy well and took back a decent profit...

hard 2 belive was this shit, was like the last orbit 4 sure 4 that day:

he fucking limped that hand and called my raise to 30... i bet 48 on flop, 144 on turn he shoves i called, mehhhhhhhh

also fun, turn all in ...

whatever

pca(2) pics

2011-01-09T06:21:00.008+01:00

isildurrrrrrr is victor bloom and?

2011-01-09T05:23:00.003+01:00

http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/

lol, lost my sidebet to a friend, fuck off, i was like 200% sure that its not victor bloom, but whatever, i heard he played he played a ept few days ago, and at the same time he grinded online, whatever today was the day pokerstars selebrated to give the identity of isildur to the humanity, lol a great fight vs. elky i was looking like 1 hr... never seen such a boring game! isi was very exciting and nervous i had the feeling... whatever elky played well and was imo dominating the like 50 of 100hands they played but after that elky started 3 betting sometimes he lost some... finaly i have no clue but i guess elky won some $...

i had some drinks with a friend at the bar and he felt like gambling roulett in the casino in the altlantic... bad idea cos of the boringness i also took 100$ and played like 6-10times which i lost in like 2 minutes, took another 100$ and lost that also in less than 5 minutes, so no fucking roulett for me anymore, sick donkgame...

the tourney area here is great, not like in san remo, where you cannot go around and watch the tables, no here its allowed stand or sitting like 2 meters behind, infront whatev from the table and railing :), pretty cool

for today im done and drunk, tomorrow will grind the majors mixedgames and then the 300 plo8 turbo live here, will be fun hopefully^^

pca(1)

2011-01-08T23:55:00.003+01:00

just shortly blogin, beeing lasy and hangover alot after a fucking 35hrs travel without any sleep!

played yesterday the 300 turbo nlh, bs tourney but i had fun to gamble some live :)

the internet here is horrible bad, disconected all the time, tryed 2 hrs today playing the majors and 10 tables, unreal ugly and never do that again here^^

whatever today evening 300plo turbo hopefully doing better...

pics will coming l8r

here just the look out of our room

first loosing day in 11

2011-01-05T23:09:00.005+01:00

better had not played today, wasn´t in realy good mode, tired from working and a bit lasy but saw silentpurple shippin every hand all in and bokki87 was also around so i just joined for 3k hands...

had the feeling prety fast of running shitlike, bad spots, often dominated with AQ23 vs AKK3 or other fuck! after 1.7k hands took a shortly 15 minutes break and tried to take it back with a sick result next 400 hands, and a fuck last 500!

whatever, beeing up like 2k in 2011 and hope now for some great days and enjoy some workless days on the bahamas.

FLight starts in like 12 hours, i´ll take now some couple of sleep, drive 2 hrs to the airport and then a sick 33 hrs trip with 2 airportchanges and and and

I will update after arriving and looking around...

My worst enemy 2011, for sure, who else:

Happy new year every1

2011-01-02T19:00:00.002+01:00

Well, 2011 started prety well in facts poker, played like 2 hrs and took a decent profit, so thats cool and i got after a cashout no downswing! scary imo, i lost the last 10 times after cashouts alot of $.

next days will decide, if it will be a sick n1 start in 2011.

well i will list some facts up, that 100% have to act:

- i need the "OK" from my boss to get 8 holidays
- i need the "OK" that i miss 1 schoolday
- i need til wednesday my travelpass, which needs regular 3 days, monday is the starting day!

so i need some luck outside of poker next days, or no PCA for little kuhns :(

that would be extremly acidly, including the fact that i booked my flight for around 1k €, from 6-17Jan...

whatever, this hand is prety disgusting, obv philivey6922 took it down :D

2010

2010-12-31T01:49:00.005+01:00

Well, this will be my last blog in 2010, time to sum up the past 360 days.

I completed my Goal at the beginning of Dezember 2010, which was to make 250% more profit than in 2009!

That was totaly:

- 6 Supernovas, 50K vpp a month
- since april: no more 30/60 stud8
- since august: no more 5/10 and 10/20 PLO8!

For 20011 i have no speciell plans, just to end my lerning time in my job and finish it with sucsess! If everything goes allright i will be ready with it at 31.07.2011!

Only cashgame Lo8, nlo8, plo8, plo i played 1130 hours this year, payed 88,3k to pokerstars/rake and made 1,63 BB/100 after nearly 580K hands.

This month:

This year:

Imo, the hand of the year 2010 (and btw the my biggest win pot ever!)

he raised utg 20, i reraise, and so on, Preflop we had it all in. n1 result imo ;)

I wish you all a good start in 2011, healthy and GL at the tables also in 2011!

That´s from here, over and out :)

PCA, here we go :)

2010-12-27T22:17:00.007+01:00

A friend shiped last night by fantastic play :) a pca packet, so we are planing to visit great Nassau, PCA, Bahamas- n1. Only heard good stuff from this island, esp. the atlantis resort must be realy dazzling. But also heard the prices there are huge expensive, like a drink at the pool for 36$, LOL?

whatever, we will see it works well 4 us.

Not 100% sure if i get holidays for this date, but im like 95% sure, so i fucking hope it will be possible!

work was the total horror 2day, had only lasy things 2do and was realy great after 8hrs to quit this... 1 more working day 4 this year, awesome!

played like 1k hands today, had no concentration at all; 2 hours sleep is just fucking not enough 4 me at night. But the result 4 the session is not that bad, i could take some of the donked away yesterday back!

lol, decent imo! im going step by step to reach even ev 4 this year, 2.5k under now :)

Here some other hands:

great 75% after turn, 25% after that amzing river! i made on turn and river potbets he just called...

Weekend hand, standard! its so ridicolus to reraise that hand after my turn raise to pot and i was comited with that move! just idiotic

After that hand the table felt in a longer discussion!

i wrote in chatbox, "great slowroller u are" cos he just called my flop bet 12^^, then turn check check, and he potted the river i called! and saw that hand...

imo theres no way just calling a bet on that flop! u got imo the monster hand u need to open the barel and play a bit pot there! im the only 1 who things that u have to raise that river on a bet!?!?

flop all in, i like...

i guess this shows philivey6922´s start in 2011 :D, anyway LOL